How cynical are you?
By Memnon
@Memnon (2170)
August 15, 2010 1:44am CST
I ran into this little quiz today, and took it. It's a little fun. I came out at a whopping 84% cynical, not that I was really surprised...
You Are 84% Cynical
You're cynicism borders on paranoia.
Worry less. You're out to get the world as much as it's out to get you.
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See how you do.
http://www.blogthings.com/howcynicalareyouquiz/
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@Memnon (2170)
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15 Aug 10
Ooh, you are close to me dear! Nearly everyone else seems fairly trusting! I'm not insane. I would like to know who stitched my sleeves together, and who chose decided to decorate my room, floor ceiling and walls with these ghastly white pillows. It's not as if I would hurt myself.......![](/Content/images/emotes/w00t.gif)
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
15 Aug 10
I am a little disappointed with my results. Apparently I am only 32% cynical, which means (in their words) that I "Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions. You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool. "
I think that this survey is rigged or something, because I am sure that I don't believe "many of the things that mainstream society" believes.
I demand a "re-do"!![](/Content/images/emotes/lol.gif)
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
15 Aug 10
Well that is just wrong!
I think that you cheated just so that you could be more cynical than I am!![](/Content/images/emotes/glare.gif)
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
15 Aug 10
ROTFLMAO! See, I knew that this survey or quiz or whatever it is was wrong, because I sit with my back to the wall all the time, so that nobody can sneak up behind me!![](/Content/images/emotes/w00t.gif)
I guess I just hide my cynicism well ... or maybe I am not cynical just paranoid!![](/Content/images/emotes/lol.gif)
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@ANIME123 (2466)
• United States
16 Aug 10
I am only 44 percent cynical I guess I really am and I didn't know it well kinda everybody might be a bit cynical wheter we like to admit or not. I guess I just never knew that I was almost half cynical it told me that I know what is messed up in the world now a days, but I take time to make it right that's what it told me at the end.
I was actually not to surprised about that because I kind of knew that already I never knew that a quiz could be so accurate.
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@jennyze (7028)
• Indonesia
16 Aug 10
I thought I would be 100% cynical after the test. It said I am only 20% cynical.
Here is the response:
You Are 20% Cynical
Cynical? Not even close! If anything, you're a bit naive.
Overall, you enjoy life and try not to be paranoid. Even if you've been burned before.
Wow, 90% correct.![](/Content/images/emotes/rofl.gif)
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@aurorastorm (1131)
• United States
15 Aug 10
What a fun site. Like some of the other quizzes on there as well. I am only half as cynical as you are, lol.
You are 40% cynical:
Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions. You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, by you're not anybody's fool.
@Memnon (2170)
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15 Aug 10
It is good. The worst part is that on some of the questions I was trying to be POSITIVE- so I'm actually worse than the test!
Gotta go, there's a man in a white coat stalking me. Looks like he's ringing my boss. Don't know why as it's my laptop. And this is my break! Why is everyone out to trip me up?
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