What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
By amorlife1
@amorlife1 (370)
South Africa
August 29, 2010 4:23pm CST
I heard a joke and I was told it's the funniest joke in the world. Ok, it's pretty funny, but FUNNIEST joke in the world? You be the judge. Then, let me know what is the funniest joke you've ever heard.
Ok, here goes:
Two hunters are hunting deer in the woods. The one hunter accidentally shoots the other hunter. In a panic, he phones emergency services and blurts out "Oh my gosh, I just shot my friend... it was an accident... I think I killed him... I think he's dead... oh my gosh, what do I do?! What do I do?!!"
The lady on the other end says "Sir, please calm down... First thing you gotta do is make sure that he's dead."
The hunter says "ok, hold on..." Then there's the loud sound of a gunshot. He comes back on the line and says "Ok... now what do I do next?"
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3 responses
@Rainbowliselle (498)
• Philippines
10 Sep 10
Funny indeed that I farted and my hub who was beside me almost departed ;)
@amorlife1 (370)
• South Africa
11 Sep 10
ROFLMAO!!
I think that was a liiiiiiitle too much info there... but that was really funny!
@Rainbowliselle (498)
• Philippines
12 Sep 10
Don't laugh too much otherwise, the brother of FART might come out :D Have a blessed Sunday Amorlife1!
Although, it was sad how it all ended though. I liked the irony of this joke! I don't have any of mines to share, but I do like your joke!
@abitosunshine (765)
• United States
29 Aug 10
YIPEs! That's funny, in a sad sort of way! As an ex-bartendress, I've heard many a fine joke, but since they're all pretty much off-color or X-rated, I think I better pass on sharing them here. And believe me, I did have one or two in mind!
@amorlife1 (370)
• South Africa
30 Aug 10
It's kinda weird, but there're not as many clean jokes as there are x-rated ones. And I'm sure as a bartendress, all the jokes you heard would have been pretty foul.
Anyway, when you think of a relatively clean joke, do share.
