Unintentional humor

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While helping my ex-in laws with loading a truck for a move across country, my family and I were out at the storage unit. We were pretty much enjoying the singular delights of heavy manual labor. The conversation turned towards phone networks. my ex-sister in law had been trying to locate the number of her uncle who was to come and help, and had stopped to compare her cell phone to her mother's. When her older brother had commented about why she didn't have the uncle's number already in her own cell phone, the ex-sister in law replied that everyone she ever called was already present to help move. Her brother derisively commented that it was a sad thing that her circle of contacts was so small. This of course led the rest of use to discuss our own cell phone networks and personal ones. Being both hot and tired, I had chimed in with "Better small and tight than large and loose." Despite my protests that I had really meant that only in regards to phone or social networks, we still laughed until we couldn't breathe. Have you ever had a slip of the tongue with hilarious results?