Funniest Joke Ever Heard?

There are a lot of funny thing happened to me in my past. But the funniest one I had was most embarrassing as well. I was on my way to my meeting and suddenly I found out that my fly is open and the zipper is not working (broken). Don't know what to do and I need to be on time for the meeting. Suddenly this wired thought came to my mind and I used a super glue to fix it and attended the meeting. After the meeting when i was about to leave I saw a copy of my sheet got stick to my zipper and I cant able to seprate it. Everyone had a nice laugh and amazed what I did the sheet of paper during the meeting.