What is Going to Happen when pigs learn to fly?

I can't imagine pigs flying, they are too heavy. If that happens then we cannot eat pork anymore because pigs can fly. It will be hard for us to catch the pigs.

When pigs fly, I am going to be a billionaire. Or we are going to have completely honest politicians who never lie. Actually, come to think about that, that might not even happen when pigs fly. Still, pigs flying would be rather interesting. Of course, one must wonder if these pigs actually have to grow wings to fly. Or maybe we can just put them a catapult and launch them. Wouldn't they technically be flying? Still I can just imagine a lot of things that I heard would only happen when pigs flying. About half of them, I actually think that pigs actually flying would be far more probable. But that is just me. At least that is what I figure out is going to happen from this situation. Still, I think that something really great is going to happen when these pigs start flying. Of course, it could just be that pigs flying could be the first sign of doomsday.

Pigs must NEVER be allowed to fly! If we allow pigs to learn to fly, next thing you know, they'll want to learn how to Scuba dive.......and then what's next? Sky diving? Race car drivers? Perhaps "pigonauts" travelling in outer space? No, pigs should remain right here on the ground..........breaded and fried........sitting on my dinner plate.....

Pork will go up.... and I will win the lottery

I think I'd catch myself a pig and make it my pet. A flying pig is sure to be a fun animal. I'd just have to keep it away from all the pork lovers who cry for bacon. It's a funny question. Think about all the things we say will only happen the day that pigs fly. If pigs actually started flying... then how would we say that something is never going to happen?

DharmaKarma, Now that would be interesting invention. if pigs could fly then so cam we. Can you imagine all of us people flying like the birds. Do you then think birds would become instinct because we would take over in the clouds etc...? Think of all the gas and oil we would be saving if we could fly! Thanks and have a great weekend Sincerley Unique16

thats an absurdity. Nevertheless, when pigs learn to fly maybe man would be able to live forever

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oh man! expect heavy pig poo !