What are some great lies you've heard?

This is a story about the best a lie. Three boys looking a puppy then a priest came, and then asked the boys "What are you doing boys?". Then one of the boys answered the father "We want to keep the puppy in our house but only one of us can have him, so we decided to tell us the best lie we made and decide who is the best lier ". The priest told them that " Boys, lying is not good, did you know that I had never lied before". Then the boys suddenly become sad, the priest thinking that he hit the soft spot of the three boys, then suddenly one the boys said, "Ok, I think father won the game, I we can't beat that".

The best lie i have ever heard is my friend on the phone once said 2I ll reach there in 5 minutes even though he lived miles away from my home" :D

hmm well that's included in my brother's lies too - the difference was that he is passing and that he has never repeated a year in school.. but lately the lies that he comes up with are that he has to go out with clients, and has meetings with them, only that he comes home intoxicated! ha ha what kind of a client would get you drunk and meetings are after office?! that's just weird for me

Hi sweet_pea,nobody should forget when it happens or associated with your relationship is considered and again when it is considered with the money,these are the two things nobody can forgive,lets come to the lighter moment when it comes out of the younger generation,in their case they do so to skip their homework or for some sort of candy or even sometimes for certain materialistic in nature. Telling lies and becoming a habitual of it is what need to be of concerned off and again need to be sorted out immediately otherwish its our own near and dear ones are sure to fall in danger in their individual life. Happy mylotting.

This may be a dumb lie compared to the ones everyone else is saying but I often hear "I'll call you back in a few mins and we will hang out". Then I am stuck waiting for this call that will never happen. If people can't hang out all they have to do is say it!

Lies that I hear from women wanting to simply to introduce them in bed :P

Actually it's about love but in movie. In movie films about romance it looks like happily ever after and falling in love at single period of time but actually that is not the reality of life. We grow in love and happily ever after is a progress not at the end happily ever after.