Human and pig
By yeyelee
@yeyelee (370)
China
September 17, 2010 9:09pm CST
Yesterday i saw some equations online about human and pig.So funny and realistic.
human = eat + sleep + work + play;
pig = eat + sleep;
substitution: human = pig + work + play;
and so: human - play = pig + work;
conclusion: the human beings who do not play and enjoy life equal pigs that could work.
man = eat + sleep + make money;
pig = eat + sleep;
substitution: man = pig + make money;
and so: pig = man - make money;
conclusion: the man who do not make money equal pig.
Do not take it seriously,just for laughing.
At last,hope everyone could enjoy life and our mam could succeed.For me,i don't have the ambitions that earn others' money let others have no money to earn,i just hope earn enough money for my family.
6 responses
@yeyelee (370)
• China
18 Sep 10
What you said get the point.The most significant differences between human beings and animals lie in brain thinking.In the above given equations,we just put human and pig in the same level,and then compare thier actions.^^haha,just take it a joke,don't think too much.
@catriana13 (245)
• United States
18 Sep 10
This is too funny! I really got a chuckle out of this one. I have had random "pig equations" bouncing in my brain now. Unfortunately none of them are really suitable to share.. hehe!
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@yeyelee (370)
• China
18 Sep 10
Now that you pose another joke,and i see most people think it's funny,so i decide to write out the rest of the joke.
(continue to my discussion)
woman = eat + sleep + spend money;
pig = eat + sleep;
subsitituton:woman = pig + spend money;
and so:woman - spend money = pig.
conclusion: the women who do not spend money equal pigs.
sum up:
Men make money in order to make women not to become pigs.
Women spend money in order to make man not to become pigs.
man + woman = (pig + make money) + (pig + spend money) = two pigs.
Maybe I am.