Funny things kids do

United States
September 20, 2010 10:45pm CST
I have an eight year old son. He makes me laugh a lot. When he was two years old we got him some goldfish crackers and water for a snack because he said he was hungry. He proceeded to put the goldfish crackers down into the water because fish go in water then he took a drink and spit it back out. Then we had to get him a different snack lol. Another time I was talking on the phone with my brother. My son said he wanted to talk to his uncle so I gave him the phone. He told his uncle "My feet stink so I need to wash them." Thats all he said then handed me back the phone. My brother just started cracking up laughing and so did I. You never know what to expect out of the mouth of a kid.
6 responses
@colanah (15)
• United States
27 Sep 10
Children always seem to invoke the best and worst in us within the same time span more often than not. I'm a mother of three and I can't tell you how many times they've had my kettle boiling only to turn around and make me laugh until I almost cried. Such as the day I was fixing a sandwich with my son who was 9 at the time. We were discussing double negatives and words and he looked up at me and said "Momma, if non-fiction means not-fiction and fiction means not real, then non fiction meant not-not real and is a double negative!" Then he left to eat his sandwich and left -me- with the food for thought to chew on!
• United States
28 Sep 10
My son does the same thing. He learned the puppy dog eyes when he was a baby and he would look at me with those eyes then I went from being mad to laughing because it was just too comical.
@annavi23 (6522)
• Philippines
21 Sep 10
yes,kids really have things in mind we never expected to hear from them. i am still single but have been taking care of my niece who is now three years old,and believe me she really has wide imagination,doing things we really have laugh together with my siblings. she never fails to make us laugh... it's really nice thing to have kids around,makes our day a little brighter wth them.really love it!
• United States
28 Sep 10
Yes I love my son. He makes the whole day worthwhile. Sometimes when I am not feeling well he will even bring me his teddy bear and kiss me on the cheek while saying that will help make me feel better.
@bingskee (5234)
• Philippines
21 Sep 10
my son used to hide under tables when a visitor comes and visit us. i find it really funny. when i brought him to the office, a dark-skinned coworker entered the room and he hid under my table.
• United States
21 Sep 10
Children are so cute and imaginative they surely can keep us busy laughing. This is really cute of your son. I bet his Uncle laughed and couldn't figure out why but then recalled it was his funny nephew and thought even funnier. So cute - God Bless.
@yeyezz (196)
• China
21 Sep 10
The kid is cute and what he or she said is funny and interesting.i like kids.my brother have 2 kids.the two ones often make me laughing.i love them.HAha.
• Quezon City, Philippines
22 Sep 10
LOL, yes, kids are really funny. i remember my niece asking me things like, "where did you and your hunny meet up? at the mall?" and "when is your wedding?" kids are really cute!