Trying not to have people drive you crazy. Anyone drive you crazy?

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I know this person: Day 1: Let's go to a vineyard, I love wine. She buys 3 bottles. Day 2: Alcohol is bad for me. I'm going to be a tea tottler. Day 3: I'll have a wine with my meal. Day 4: I'm never drinking wine again! Day 5: I'm curious about the wines that this restaurant has. I'd like to try this one, this one, and this one. The first one with the appetizer, the second with my meal and the third with desert. Day 6: I TOLD my boyfriend to throw all the wine out of the house, I'm not drinking any more again. His reply, "It's a $20 bottle of wine." He won't throw it out. I'm going home and that wine will be there. I don't understand why he won't throw it out. What difference the price? It's not good for me." Gee, I can't imagine why he doesn't want to throw the wine out. Could it be that tomorrow she'll want it? It is an odd day of the week after all. She seems to want wine on those days and be a tea tottler on the even ones. I just humor her. But she's always complaining to me that her boyfriend doesn't. Should I ask her which "her" he isn't "humoring"? She says and I quote, "He never does what I ask him to do." Well probably because if he waits long enough, she won't want him to do it. I'm not making this up. Most of the time, it's amusing. But right now I'm not feeling all that well, so it's getting on my nerves. Another friend of mine called today to complain about the other person's boyfriend, so I stuck up for him by telling her the above. "Oh, I thought he just doesn't want to do anything for her." "Which thing? What day?" This other friend said he could bring wine to her house on the odd days and bring it back on the even days. Which seems like quite the imposition and it doesn't help with other things. I'd say she's an alcoholic, but that is just one for instance. She's like that with everything. I think she's schizophrinic. She needs to tell us which personality we're dealing with so we can all keep track. Darcy 1 drinks. Darcy 2 doesn't. Darcy 1 wants things done. Darcy 2 doesn't want anything done. Or maybe she could start the day with "Today I'm Darcy." "Today I'm Nicole." What do you think? Do you have anyone driving you crazy? Are you glad you don't live with some people? I'm glad I don't live with her.At first, she had everyone buffaloed thinking that he's lazy and good for nothing. But I've seen him try to please her. Me: It's your anniversary. Why are you buying yourself flowers? Her: He never buys me flowers. 1 hour later, he shows up with a bouquet in his hands. Now she has 2 bouquets. If it was me, I would have said, just a minute (loudly), (whispering)"Writer, hurry and hide the flowers, he did buy me some." Instead he walks in and looks absolutely crest fallen. If I were him, I'd tell her I'm never buying her flowers again.