Nature calls, or......................

@saphrina (31551)
South Africa
September 25, 2010 12:35pm CST
So, i popped in at the old doc for a quick shot and some drugs to get me going, when i came home, i had this most horrifying experience ever. As we stopped at the robot, this guy jumped out of his car and made sure to let all of us see that he really needed the toilet very urgently. Now, i mean really. Couldn't he hold it till he gets home for Pete's sake? Why in the hell would you just let the whole world see what you have and what the hell you are doing? I honestly do not want to see that at all. Never heard of a tree before, if you cannot hold it till your home? Who ever experienced this nasty before? Freaking idiot, i so hoped there was a spider or something to teach him some manners. TATA.
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@Cutie18f (9546)
• Philippines
26 Sep 10
This kind of urgency happened to me so I know that if someone acted like that, I know that I should give way to that person. It could be nasty, you know. Things like that happen rarely but when they do happen, we should be ready to adjust our situation.
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
Hi sweetie. Yes it happens, but we do not want to see it. Make sure to have a tree or something you can hide behind or something. TATA.
@aerous (13434)
• Philippines
26 Sep 10
Much better to popped in into beneath the tree than to popped out in that place you are in...hehe Because sometimes we can't hold on when we feel it will going...so need to look for ways... Have a great day!
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
Better to pop into some trees or something sweetie. I do not want to see what you have or what you are doing at all. TATA.
@ElicBxn (63638)
• United States
25 Sep 10
you stopped at a robot? I've heard of robots, but never one you stop at...
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
Maybe red light would have sounded better, sweetie. Here you stop, or you will get it. TATA.
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@ElicBxn (63638)
• United States
25 Sep 10
ahh, well, I think he should've "stopped" too....
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
If only, sweetie. He actually turned towards the cars. You should have heard the people next to us.
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@vijayanths (7877)
• India
25 Sep 10
How old is he sweetie? Some old men who have bladder weaknesses or prostate problems can't hold urine, its a physical problem, in that case we can't really blame them. So I don't want jump into conclusions and call him a damn idiot.
• India
25 Sep 10
oh, then you don't have to do anything sweetie, if you have a look at him, enough, he will get the weakest ever bladder and spoil/pollute the whole place altogether.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
I would say between 30 and maybe 35. He will have a weak bladder when i am done with him, though. TATA.
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww. I am trying to forget all that i saw.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
26 Sep 10
oh my gosh he he lol I just remembered a most embarrassing moment and I mean I was sort of u h embaring my a@s. we were traveling across the state of wyoming and were miles from any sort of service station or store or even a farm house. But there was this huge mound of bushes and my dad said go a head, just move into the bushes, crouch and do your business. easy for him to say, guys have it easier that way than we girls. So I wasin such desperate need I did just that. oKay I was buried in the bushes out of sight of any car that might come by , did my business and was about to pull up my jeans when I heard simultatenously a horse snuffle and a male laugh. I covered myself and stood up and there was this gorgeous Arabian horse and a grinning young man maybe a few years older than I was. I nver moved so fast getting back to our car , and urging my dad please lets just get out of here. I think I was about sixteen or seventeen at the time and really embarrassed too.
• India
26 Sep 10
It happens to every one some day Hatley. It is really embarrassing though.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
I so wish i could have seen that, sweetie. Just imagine what went through his head. At least you were in some bushes, this one just stood there for the whole freaking world to see what he had. Yes you too funny and sometimes we have no other choice
• India
26 Sep 10
you won't get any such problems mel, because you have nothing..
@vandana7 (100531)
• India
26 Sep 10
Sweetie - it happens all the time in India, that is why those who use restrooms get away with collecting dowries!
@vandana7 (100531)
• India
26 Sep 10
How true. You'd be so tired of whipping people...
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
Well, i have a lot who will help me with the whipping, Vannie. That won't be the problem. To make sure they understand why we are doing that, that is the problem.
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
Thank God, i don't live in india.
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@Geomos (322)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Hey Saphrina, I am back from a long and exhausting week at Sun City. Reading some of the responses here I see that most people do not understand our lingo i.e. in our country most people refer to traffic lights as robots. It confuses my foreign friends when they visit here. As for the guy relieving himself in public, it is a common occurrence with some of our less educated brethren and it shows a distinct lack of respect for their fellow citizens and an up-bringing which does not instil manners. Call the police ??? hehe - that will not work here 'cause you will either not get a response or, if you do, they will not see any wrong in the deed, as they themselves are guilty of the same behaviour. Chow
@Geomos (322)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Hey Saph, The conference was cool but Sun City is a complete rip-off combined with bad service. Otherwise I had fun in between all the hard work. Yup, between you and me, we could spend more than a whole day discussing our pathetic politicians and our useless but corrupt authorities. Have a bright day, rain is coming soon. Chow
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Hi sweetie. Missed that one at sun city. Enjoyed yourself? To get me started on this useless things here, well you know that is going to take the whole day. I am considering some black mamba's, though. You cannot run from that one. See later.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Sun city was always such a fun place to visit. Damn freaking toadies. We should really get that discussion started one of these days. We have some clouds, but the wind is playing an unfair game again. Let me know when you get the first rain, okay. TATA.
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Sep 10
I see I don't need to ask about the robot. Well if it was a child, or if the man had a medical condition, OK, but otherwise, why not take care of the problem before it got so urgent?
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Sep 10
idk but I get the idea....
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Thanx for not asking about the robot, Dawny. As for that, well here it is common for everyone to do it that way. They just don't realize hoe disgusting that is. And to show it to all of us, eeeewwww.
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Okay, now that is not freaking funny at all. I have no idea why this keeps on freaking happening to me. Stupid thing. Sorry Dawny.
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@Jotomy (6322)
• India
25 Sep 10
Hi saphrina, what a funny discussion is this, ho my god i laughed like anything... Yeah sounds nasty.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
It's not funny, sweetie. I do not want to see anyone's thingie, thank you very much. TATA.
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
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@Jotomy (6322)
• India
26 Sep 10
hi meluan
@CTHanum (8234)
• Malaysia
1 Nov 10
perhaps he never know what tree is~ he missed that class~ i do not want that experience.no thanks~
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
1 Nov 10
Hi sweetie. Shame yes, i don't think he knows what a tree is, even if that tree loomed in front of him. Damn idiot. Believe me, you do not want to experience that at all. It gave me freaking nightmares, you know. Thanx. TATA.
@CTHanum (8234)
• Malaysia
1 Nov 10
ohhh..still having nightmares?? don't worry remember me- a girl with ponytails in your sleep. hope you will get better then~
• Singapore
26 Sep 10
Now here if evens kids do that, we would think it is bad manners, not to mention adults.... maybe due to a twist of fate, this guy pee on his own pants and he has to go home like that....with the smell around him
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
What is wrong with people in today's life, sweetie? I am sure their parents have taught them better than that. Next time i will use something to make them understand that this is totally unacceptable. Thanx. TATA.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
27 Sep 10
Then we should start teaching that parents, then.
• Singapore
27 Sep 10
I have seen some kids who did that, under the encouragement of their PARENTS, maybe the parents are too lazy to bring them to a nearby toilet or something. Maybe these people grow up with the habit.
@Memnon (2170)
25 Sep 10
With a little play on words, one might say that an asp could teach him a lesson. Afraid some people have no sense of decorum. But it's not unique. In various places that I have worked, I've encountered the following.... People leaving 'deposits' in lifts, and car park stairwells- all used by staff. Finding similar smeared on the walls of toilet cubicles. Sanitary bins being used to public using the barrier to our car park in place of a cubicle. This all in a supposedly professional work place. People can be pretty gross!
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
Sounds better. I will get me one. But then i want those little steel balls, not the plastic ones.
• India
26 Sep 10
We face these kind of incidents almost daily when we are out driving, Indian government has not done a great job at maintaining urinals at public places, you you find a lot of trees getting soaked or find lot of unwanted characters popping into malls and fancy outlets with restrooms.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
Seems this problem is worldwide, sweetie. Maybe all the government officials should get off their fat and lazy butts and start doing something about it. Thanx. TATA.
@exx007 (167)
• Philippines
29 Sep 10
nice,
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
29 Sep 10
No sweetie, anything but nice. TATA.
• Philippines
25 Sep 10
LOL. No guts, no glory.
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
25 Sep 10
No sweetie. No hosepipe, no tap.
@IoanaBI (494)
• Romania
25 Sep 10
Hi! I think that maybe he forgot his manners, but there may be a chance that he didn't tell you earlier because he didn't want to inconvenience you, and when the car stoped he new that this is the time to get ... liberated. I usually prefer to wait to get home, but if the case is urgent i think just go, otherweise you will make a kidney blockedge
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
26 Sep 10
Sweetie, it isn't someone i know that did this. He should have looked for a tree, we have trees, you know. Thanx. TATA.