This Guy Sold Ebay to Ebay on Ebay ROFL!
By sunnycool
@sunnycool (12714)
India
October 2, 2010 11:07pm CST
Chuck Norris ---- i have never heard of this guy until i stumbled upon the following phrases which somehow depict his unique attributes lol 
---- Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
---- Chuck Norris makes onions cry!
---- When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
---- Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... Twice 
---- Chuck Norris is the last digit of pi haha
---- Chuck Norris Once sold eBay to eBay on eBay 
---- The only reason space exists is because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as chuck norris
---- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
---- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Dont you dare to laugh at his attributes ... you would only increase the probability of Norris haunting you haha
---- Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer
---- Chuck Norris makes onions cry!
---- When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.
---- Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... Twice
---- Chuck Norris is the last digit of pi haha
---- Chuck Norris Once sold eBay to eBay on eBay
---- The only reason space exists is because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as chuck norris
---- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
---- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Dont you dare to laugh at his attributes ... you would only increase the probability of Norris haunting you haha2 people like this
13 responses
@darius199108 (66)
• Lithuania
4 Oct 10
There is no physics, only the law of Chuck Norris.
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@sunnycool (12714)
• India
4 Oct 10
Einstein,Nostradamus evolved from Chuck Norris's sweat
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@RachelleNH (1396)
• United States
3 Oct 10
Oh man, a great actor! I watched him for his martial arts shows...lots of good stuff! I didn't know he was also a funny guy though!
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
4 Oct 10
hi sunnycool dont be mean to him,I loved his Acting , and I used'
to watch those tv shows he was on all the time.Yes he is one of
a kind but I liked his kind myself. Nope he is not going to haunt
me as I will sleep soundly tonight.You should have watched his
acting as he was great, so there too. I liked him. 
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@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
3 Oct 10
Okay outside of saying Chuck Norris 10 times, I feel this name will now haunt and taunt me for days. Are we thinking of the same Chuck Norris, Ugh, see.. I can't even type this discussin without typing his name...
The Chuck Norris I know is a legendary actor, who are you speaking of?? Or have I been in this box too long that I can't see past the actor...
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@sunnycool (12714)
• India
3 Oct 10
I was talking about the same Chuck Norris who cam make Onions cry 
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@darius199108 (66)
• Lithuania
4 Oct 10
Chuck Norris is like black hole - if you come to close to him, his gravitational pull will tear you apart.
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@darius199108 (66)
• Lithuania
4 Oct 10
If you make a bad joke about Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will find you... and I don't know what happens next, because noboy ever dear making bad joke abou Chuck Norris.
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@sunnycool (12714)
• India
7 Oct 10
Oh really... i wasn't making fun of him --- just discussing his bad aka weird attributes 
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
10 Oct 10
Chuck Norris tears are said to be effective to cure all kinds of cancers so he wouldn't laugh nor cry!
@msfrancisco9369 (10002)
• Boston, Massachusetts
3 Oct 10
Hi Sunny,
It's been a while since my last encounter with you here. i've been so busy preparing for my trip to US. finally, i am here now (washington, dc).
This discussion of yours made my day. i am laughing alone inside my room. thanks for cheering me up!
@sunnycool (12714)
• India
3 Oct 10
Thats really coool Winky
Congrats and how are you doing? Glad to know that this discussion made you laugh 
Congrats and how are you doing? Glad to know that this discussion made you laugh 
@consultrainer (4991)
• India
4 Oct 10
oh my god.. vandana aunty... this is the first time, i have seen you talking dirty.
you are not interested in people with soft wares?
since when did you become so hardened?
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
4 Oct 10
Ok - my online stalker -
I call Sunny - bunny - which is - as far as I know a soft object.
And he is a soft hearted creature (the word is deliberate)
And he is to top it all - from software field
So it was a dig at my kiddo.
Of course I expected you to go for ugly interpretation. But I am sure mel sweetie saw it my way. :)
@MisterApropos (288)
• United States
3 Oct 10
Haha Chuck Norris is great.
All of the jokes always get to me.
They are hilarious.
I actually have picture with him... he had me in a head lock..
Have a good day.
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@taylor5533 (32)
• United States
4 Oct 10
i never understood why people make all these things about him all he is is an actor hes not what people really say he is
