Bleep my Parents Say

My mother in law is too funny sometimes. One time when we were with her she walks up to the counter under a huge TICKETMASTER sign and asks "Do you sell tickets here?" we laughed pretty hard at that one. Then my husband got a jeep so we go to his moms so she can see and she busts out with "is that to hunt the animals" what she meat was he taking it hunting with him but it came out as the other it was just too funny. That one has become this long running joke around her. My dad actually called me to ask when I was going to the mall. I was really confused, well turns out we were talking to the day before and I told him I was painting my kitchen WALL the next day. It was really funny when I figured out what he was talking about.

Oh heck I have a whole blog about funny things my dad has said, but I can't get at it right now. My poor mom, when she was pregnant, had to put up with him telling people that he was her fiancee. That was in 1958, mind you, when something like that was terribly shocking.

I don't remember any of my parents..but one funny thing my sister did once...she was newly married and her husband who is veterinary doctor...was out on visits....a man came to their house and told her that tell the doctor that so and so man came and he wants to met you (he gave some name...which included first name and the last name...surname as we call it in India)...now when he went...she remembered 2 famous personalities including those 2 parts of the name...and then she decided that...yes i will remember this man's name by these 2 people ( I wonder why she didn't write it down) ...and when her hubby came home she reversed the 2 names..and gave birth to a new name..which her husband never knew....

You know I feel so silly. I remember seeing the twitter feed, and I have watched a bit of the show, but I didn't even think about the show being off the twitter feed, of course I forgot about the twitter feed myself. I am not really sure what to say that is silly or funny that my parents or my husband's parents have said.

As a young girl growing up in britain in the 60's I had decided at one point that I wanted to go to art school. My mother's response was "I'm not having you going off to art school, wearing a shirt and growing a beard!" I was a 16 year old school girl!!!!

well , i have a very funny story happened with me obviously by my mother. my mom was in kitchen and she preparing food for us. suddenly a cockroach came near to her shoulder , she wasn't aware of it and suddenly when she was that she jumped from there and shouting , oh! my god there is cockroach on my shoulder m going to die ... hahahah!!! we all started laughing...and after knowing that it was an immovable rubber cockroach she started laughing her self...

I could not begin to list all the funny, crazy stuff my father said. He was a decent but hilarious human being. I can tell you a couple of things he used to say to us as kids. One thing was that he was going to hit us in the klarn. What's a klarn you ask? That's what I finally asked him. It was a made up word that, to him, meant anywhere you want it to be. The other thing he always told us was to "Freddy Orange". I never knew the real meaning behind it. I knew what he was trying to say ('Get lost') but it wasn't until I was much older that the initials of that name held the real meaning. I don't think I need to elaborate any further.

Mine would be being brutally honest about someone else. My mother called up wanting to have a frank and honest discussion. It took me a few minutes to realize, she had meant to call my sister! Talk about mistaken identity. lol

My mother in-law used to loose her checkbook every month and insist some one stole it even though she was always able to find it...exactly where she put it. This is especially funny because she lives in a rural area and there is no one around for over a mile. My grandma once tried to tell me that animals didn't have brains or a soul. I damn near bit my tongue off trying to not laugh. I just calmly told her I was pretty sure animals have brains, even though I just straight up KNOW animals have brains lol She is lucky she is such a nice lady. When I was younger, my dad was in a fight. When he got back from the fight me and my brother were asking him and my mom all sorts of questions. He just said he tore the guy's head off and me and my brother seriously believed he had ripped a man's head off for a long time.