Most annoying Facebook statuses you've ever seen?

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I was listening to the radio earlier this week at work - on some morning show, and they had this segment on annoying things about Facebook, and one part of that was about certain annoying "status updates" that a friend or co-worker or family member will often update on their profile. Here were two of the most annoying status updates that they were talking about: 1.) "woe is me" type statuses. For example, "I am so sad today." or something like that. Have you ever seen any of these? I've seen one that said "I'm sad today. Don't ask." and it struck me as ridiculous because they were posting it on FACEBOOK, for almost all of the world to see and possibly comment on, and they had the gall and stupidity to say "don't ask". LMAO. 2.) mundane statuses, like "I am hungry". I really don't think I have any friends who do this kind of thing, but I can see how it would be annoying to narrate small details of your life like that on Facebook, especially if it were to be several times per day. What are some annoying facebook statuses you've seen? Do they fall into either of these categories? Did I miss a category of annoying facebook status types?