Have you ever been insane?

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I feel very funny when I take a glance over what all stupid things I have done in the past. There were many occasions when I had been insane. And following event is one of them I could never forget. It was a Saturday(technically Sunday). We had plans of boozing that night after 12.00 o'clock. As we don't drink or eat non-vegetarian food on Saturdays. As planned we toasted at around 12.15 am (midnight). We were four friends. We continued boozing until it was 2 am. We consumed 2 full bottles of whiskey till now. And we had no more in stock. But we wanted to have some more of it. And so we decided to get some. Fortunately there was one shop, in the city that was open, and we knew about it.(you know drunker's). Normally other shops are closed by 12.00 max 12.30. The fun began when we got out of our rooms. The roads were empty and not even a street dog could be seen. It was a cold night. We just moved 2 kilometers from our home and I had to pee. I took my bike to the road side and ask others to stop. I told them I want to pee. They asked me to go to the road side and finish it off. But I refused. You know what I did. To my insanity, I went to the middle of the road and peed in style. I made circles with my pee around me in the center of the road. We all started laughing. While doing this an auto-rickshaw came and looking at me, he took his vehicle from far that side of the road. We laughed aloud even more. Now,following me, even my friends made circles on the center of the road. Then we went to the wine shop got some whiskey at double rate. Came back to room. But there was no snacks. So what to do now. Fortunately we had eggs. And one of us agreed to make a snacks. So till then what is to be done. One of us scratched his cheek and he realized his beard was grown much. So he told I need to shave. Then what we all started shaving our beards,( obviously not the one who was making snacks). We consumed the stuff and went to sleep at around 5.30am. We enjoyed our insanity.