Which bodily function do you hate the most???

Same for me. I also absolutely detest pregnancy and periods. I absolutely refuse to ever be pregnant. I wish I could just get my uterus removed and get it over with. I want nothing to do with reproduction.

For me, it's getting my period. It is because I always have terrible cramps when I get my period. I really hate it when that happens. What I also don't like about it is when you get stains LOL

That was my first thought, but actually regurgitation is the one I hate the most. Sadly, sometimes it has to be done, but I honestly would take a pass for the rest of my life if I could...

hi jerzgirl well for me its the result of nausea when you know damned well you are going to upchuck or vomit as a nurse would put or emisis as one nurse made us nurese aids use to chart the upchucking.I hate the whole process and specially if you have anemergency and do this someplace in public. I once ate at a Jack In The Box and got to really feeling ill. I sat here hoping I could get home befor anything horrid happened. So finally got off at my s top, walked down the bus steps and that was it, I heaved my guts out in the street. an elderly fat lady called to me, you should be ashamed at your age drinking like that. Now I was completly embarrassed. I did not answer her but hurted home to my apartment hoping my son was not home yet , and surely not in the bathroom. I readin the paper the next day that twenty people left Jack In the Box and were violently ill at their homes as the hamburger was full of salmonella.I was very ill for about a week and my doctor prescribed several medications that did help some. He wanted to hospitalize me but I refused.

Hey Jerz! Now how could I not accept a "dare" from one of my oldest and dearest mylotter buddies? I would definitely have to agree with you on this one! Yup! It is definitely the most annoying of all the bodily functions and the messiest at times! I sometimes wish I had stock in a TP Company, ya know? Sometimes I think my bf is worse than the cats and I am always telling them to "use the spray" at least!lol I at least know with them that shortly or exactly after eating their "canned food" they will be "visiting the litter box". My next door neighbor is sometimes here around that time and she swears that are just waiting until she gets here!lol But, the bf when he gets on the "throne" can be in there for over a half hour and I have to usually go because I have a weak bladder! I don't know what takes him so damn long, but he really can stay in there forever! At least the seat is warm...

Having my menstrual period. I always have menstrual cramps and it really hurts bad, I feel like removing my reproductive organs just to stop the pain but of course I can't. I always need to take medications to relieve the pain because other simpler or conventional methods are not effective. If I don't, I'll faint and I've experienced that while strolling in a mall. I was lucky I'm with my mom that day and not alone. I also had experienced having stains at school most of the time and it was really uncomfortable and embarrassing. Guys are lucky they don't experience these things, they only get to experience one painful surgery their whole life. Just imagine if they need to undergo it monthly. (lol) =)

Would you classify this as a"quality" discussion? I really don't know why people are so obsessed and occupied by bodily functions. Most bodily functions are necessary as breathing. Why is this such a worthwhile topic. I have noticed this before with some of the people I know. They want to talk and do talk about this function or that one and how often it has to be performed. I usually cut the dicussion off because it bores me so.

I have always been envious that men can pee stanging up. I mean if women wanted to, they could. But it would be messy. So when men go to the bathrooms at gas stations and just go #1, they don't have to sit down on those nasty seats. Women have to get a toilet seat cover, and if they don't have those, then we have to put toilet paper around the seat. Ugh! Plus, they don't even have to take their underwear off to pee. Not fair.

Vomiting. I was quite ill at the weekend, and couldn't keep ANYTHING down. even water I struggled with. and vomiting is utterly wretched. you can't enjoy a good vomit. you can enjoy a good poo. weeing I'm indifferent to. vomiting you just can't find anything other than misery in.

probably throwing up.especially when it has pre-puke hangtime. followed by poopin'. either is kind of..not exactly my favorite of the life experience. there's no dignity about it LOL

hairs.. i'm hairy and i shave like twice in a month. sometimes it's bothering and tiring. i wanna wear shorts or skirts but i have to consider my legs if it's shaven. i also don't like my face getting oily sometimes.. i don't put anything on it aside from washing and a little powder but the oil thing.. that's why i get pimples sometimes..

I couldn't agree more! I have a big problem with solid waste, as you put it, because I too sometimes don't know what to expect. My period is annoying too, at least the first couple of days that I'm screaming in pain and people just ignore because they believe I'm faking. After that, there's the mucus production that takes place when I catch a cold and makes me feel quite gross. Now that I'm thinking of it, most of our bodily functions are plain gross...Haha, I like the gas part though and find it funny. But only when I'm on my own, I don't participate in such competitions.

I hate the mucus secretion in our nose specially when it get hyper because of colds and rhinitis. Its very disgusting and messy.

may be the elimination of solid waste,but it is also a part of our life so i enjoy everything:)

I think many women will agree with me that having the menarch or the monthly cycle is one of the most discomforting bodily functions that a female human being has to undergo every month. Just imagine lots of blood coming out of your body for days every month. It feels so dirty and sticky.