What I learned for the month of October

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I learned that Congress does have the ability to come together in a bipartisan way as long as it is for the important things like the volume of commercials. I laughed when I read that the finally vote Loudness Mitigation Act will happen after the election. I learned that RNC chairmen Michael Steele started a fire Pelosi bus tour. At lest Steele is keeping bus drivers employed. I learned that conservatives what to throw business people into prison for hiring illegal’s except when they are running for governor. I learned that the UK is going to allow deep water oil drilling off of their coast. I hope that they have better luck with it than we did. I learned that Christine O’Donnell is not a witch and I had high hopes that she was. Also I learn that O’Donnell is just like me now I am so confused. I learned that Sarah Palin a 46 year old women demands to drink out of bendy straws. I learned that Carl Paladino and his family just so happened to stumble upon a Gay pride parade. Funny how for a man who is so disgusted by homosexuality stood there and watched the activities. I learned that congressional candidate Rich Iott loves historical reenactments. I learned that Sharron Angle was the first Asian legislator in the Nevada state assembly. I learned that separation of church and state is apparently still a hot button subject. Also teaching creationism as an alternative to evolution. I wonder if the rest of the western world is laughing at us while we are debating over things that they have come to accept a long time ago. I learned that President Obama is not just a Communist Kenyan Muslim but he is also the Death Angel. I bet Obama would make a great Halloween costume this year. I learned that NPR fired Juan Williams for his controversial comments and then hired by Fox News. After Don Imus got fired for his controversial comments he got hired by FNC’s sister channel Fox business, so how much longer until ex-CNN Rick Sanchez becomes the newest employee of Fox news? I learned that the GOP and conservatives have some how become the new defenders of Social Security. I also learned that not only is Social Security broke and needs to be privatized but everyone deserves a cost of living increase. I learned that if you are a McDonald’s employee you better vote Republican this year or else. Election day is right around the corner and I am sure that November will not let me down.