Years ago, My GF said, Some idiot fell into a freezer in this Supermarket.

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I could have told her that it was me that fell into the freezer but I didn't. So I laughed and told her that I too had heard the rumour years ago but it was not true. Who on earth but a crazy person could fall into a freezer? I moved on to picking up crackers and dry food but she just kept on and asked me, if it was true, then how could it have possibly happened? Quite easily, I said, and then she asked me to explain my reply. Now I was careful to explain that my answer was only hypothetical. Let us pretend that she wanted a roll of tin foil, I said, and the tin foil was on a shelf above the open freezer.So the lady may have given a little jump but was not able to reach the tin foil. So she jumped again and hitched herself onto the side of the freezer- actually her left buttock was now resting on the freezer. Still she could not reach it and then she gave a little jump using her left hand to stabilise herself and her right hand to grab the tin foil. This is where she went wrong, I theorized. She tried hard but lost stability and fell into the freezer. Why not jump out immediately? asked my GF. I heard that she just lay there for ages ( She was so annoying) Because, I said, perhaps because she fell in with great force and stunned herself on the frozen hams. She lay there - stunned and did not know what to do. And perhaps, I continued, she did not jump out quickly because some idiot emptied a whole box of frozen fish on her. And when she finally emerged, she left a shoe in the frozen fish, as she attempted to climb out the freezer clinging foolishly to her shredded dignity. Imagine her shame, I continued, as she limped, wearing only one shoe and pushed her almost empty basket to the check out counter. And as she stood in line, all the ice meted and pooled at her feet. The cashier looked at her with some disdain and pointedly announced that there was a restroom that customers could use! What happened next asked my friend? Well, she drove home, dripping water all the way and when she reached home her husband asked why she stunk of fish and when she told him the story he did not believe her and said that she had done some odd things but no one could fall into a freezer and why had I not bought the cookies he liked? It was at this point that she told him that she would never enter the supermarket again and what is more he could sleep in the boys room as she would be taking the parrots to bed. Oh oh, mistake to mention the parrots! It was you, shouted the GF. Everyone heard the story and we a suspected that it was you. Not true, I protested. You are blushing, she said. Your husband aways said that you were the only person over 17 who blushed when she tried to lie. Besides you spoke of taking the parrots to bed. Who else takes parrots to bed? Please don't tell this story to anyone? I implored. Of course I won't, was her response as she snapped open her phone and used the speed dial to contact one of her 19 best friends. Guess who was the person who fell into the freezer? she asked a friend. Yep we were right, she continued. It definitely was Cynthie. So, has anything from your past come back to haunt you lately?