What was your Favorite Funny Dean Winchester quote?

I love all his quotes from the episode when Dean is scared of everything. It is not just a line or two, the whole eposide is hilarious. My favourite

Hi. jackobdylan. Welcome to myLot! I am not sure, but I love the way that he mentions how they are gonna kick some a***. Dean is a great character!

Hi jakobdylan! I love Dean! He's really funny and Jensen Ackles deliver all the jokes perfectly! I can't remember a particular quote by Dean by there's a funny conversation between him and Bobby that I posted in my Facebook because it really gave me the laugh then. Dean (over the phone): What do you know about dragons? Bobby: What? Nothing. D: Seriously. B: They're not like the lochness monster Dean. They aren't real. D: Could you make a few calls? B: To who? Hogwarts? It's not as funny as when you watch it but the scene was really funny. Dean sounded stupid by asking about dragons and Bobby wasn't condescending at all!^^ It gave me a laugh too when Dean coined the term "de-hymen-ated" during the episode when virgins with gold were being kidnapped. There was another funny conversation there with Sam which involved P.Diddy but I kinda forgot it.^^

The thing I like most about supernatural is their lines and spiels. In just one episode, there are numerous funny quote that you can never forget. My favorite Dean's quote is from the bedtime stories episode. Sam : I think it is Snow White Dean: Snow White? I saw that movie. Oh, the pporn version anymway.