Worst trouble you got into

There is two crimes that I actually committed and not got in trouble for except for when I was younger. I had stole some lipgloss from the store. I actually thought it was lipstick. So I thought it was really pretty, so I took the lip gloss from the place it was and placed it in my pocket. So later on that day I went home and pulled out the lipgloss and started applying it to my lips. My mom looked at me and was like where did you get that lipgloss from. I was like um, I don't know. She took it from me and told me I could never use it again and I was like grounded for a month. I can't believe I thought that was lipstick lol. Anyway besides that one, like 5 years ago, I never got caught for this thank God, but I did a hit and run. I promise I didn't hit someone on foot that was walking but I hit a car. I was headed out from my job and the area that I was parked was like inside and hardly anyone ever parks there or walks by there. I was leaving early and I had to go home for something I needed. While I was backing out of my parking space, I ran into a parked car. Omg I was like so scared, so I sped off and went home. I didn't think that the damage was that bad, until I got home and checked. And like omg there was a big hole in the bumper and on top of that, the car I was driving was my brother's car. I was so scared cause I didn't know what to do and I thought that my brother would get mad at me and plus because, I was not yet on his insurance for the car. So I drove back to the parking lot parked somewhere else and then told everyone someone hit my car and sped away. Lol, omg, I so got away with that everyone believed me except for my husband. He knew I was lying, but to this day, everyone thinks that my brothers car was hit by someone who sped away.

The worst trouble i got myself into was when i robbed the national bank without any mark. I remember the police was all over the place and i held a bunch of clients hostage. It really seemed like i had no choice but to surrender. Good thing it was only just a dream.