The Worsed Joke Ever..Can You Beat It?
By Janey1966
@Janey1966 (24170)
Carlisle, England
November 14, 2010 3:00pm CST
I'm unsure if this discussion will be allowed so apologies if it gets deleted.
Anyway, I may have the worsed joke EVER that Dad told Mum the other day.
Here goes:-
A distraught penguin goes into the local police station. In tears he walks up to the desk and attracts the Duty Officer's attention.
"What seems to be the matter? asks the Duty Officer.
"My brother has gone missing!" replied the penguin, the tears streaming down his face.
Duty Officer: "WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?"
That's it. That's the joke.
It's pretty poor, you gotta say. Can you beat it?
Anyway, I may have the worsed joke EVER that Dad told Mum the other day.
Here goes:-
A distraught penguin goes into the local police station. In tears he walks up to the desk and attracts the Duty Officer's attention.
"What seems to be the matter? asks the Duty Officer.
"My brother has gone missing!" replied the penguin, the tears streaming down his face.
Duty Officer: "WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?"
That's it. That's the joke.
It's pretty poor, you gotta say. Can you beat it?1 person likes this
10 responses
@RawBill1 (8531)
• Gold Coast, Australia
15 Nov 10
That is a pretty crappy joke.
I have a pretty bad one too. 
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because he dropped his lunch box!
Why did the 2nd Koala fall out of the tree?
Because he got hit by the first one!
Why did the 3rd koala fallout of the tree?
Because he thought it was the latest trend! 
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because he dropped his lunch box!
Why did the 2nd Koala fall out of the tree?
Because he got hit by the first one!
Why did the 3rd koala fallout of the tree?
Because he thought it was the latest trend! 
@RawBill1 (8531)
• Gold Coast, Australia
15 Nov 10
No, not embarrassed at all. Even if it is a joke that I made up as a child!
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
15 Nov 10
Deary me, that really IS bad. Were you embarrassed posting it? I would be.
Still funny though in a strange kinda way!
Still funny though in a strange kinda way!
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Nov 10
It may be lame, but it made me laugh...
How about this:
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
See how well it works?
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
30 Nov 10
That's about as eccentric as my Mum. She'd LOVE that joke!
@thedailyclick (3017)
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15 Nov 10
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are having some marital issues and Mickey is called in by his divorce lawyer.
Lawyer: Look Mickey I know you want to divorce Minnie but having buck teeth is not reason enough for a divorce.
Mickey: I never said she had buck teeth. I said she was fu(king Goofy!!! 
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
15 Nov 10
I think I've heard that one before many, MANY years ago.
You will be pleased to say I laughed..amazingly!!!!
You will be pleased to say I laughed..amazingly!!!!
@sulsisels (1685)
• United States
14 Nov 10
Hi Janey..Maybe not the worst joke ever, but bad just the same..here goes
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
14 Nov 10
Hahaha! That's so bad it's good, I love it! Thanks for sharing my friend!
@hofferp (4734)
• United States
15 Nov 10
We were moving to New Mexico from South Dakota and all of us kids were crying in the back seat. When all of a sudden a huge grasshopper hit the front windshield and splattered. My Dad, flipping on his windshield wipers, yelled out over the crying, "I bet he doesn't have the guts to do that again." It didn't make us laugh, but I certainly remember the line...
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
15 Nov 10
Hahaha! I love off-the-wall humour like that. Excellent!
I don't know why but it make ME laugh. Perhaps I'm going a bit strange..don't answer that lol.
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
14 Nov 10
We would describe it as "daft." My Dad excels at daft jokes.
@chocoholicx (228)
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14 Nov 10
wow, that joke is just hilarious...
I don't know if this joke will be as bad as yours but its another one of those dad jokes that my dad made as well which are all generally bad...
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Liz"
"Liz who?"
...
...
...
...
"Lizard."
...
...
...
Funny isn't it?
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
14 Nov 10
That's brilliant and soo bad, all at the same time! Love it!
@misterinnovation (15)
• United States
15 Nov 10
two muffins are in the oven, one turns to the other and says "man its hot in here" the other rises and says "holy crap a talking muffin!"
@Janey1966 (24170)
• Carlisle, England
15 Nov 10
Hahaha, that's so poor but it's ace, I love it! Thanks for sharing and welcome to MyLot!
