Laying a trap...

I prefer my stupendous intellectual discussions to attract (Not lure, mind you) responses, thank you!

I think you should feed me chocolaty things and give me lots of shiney jewels. I really do want a tiara to match. A long, cozy, furry leopard robe would be nice too. For some reason today I want to be a fairy tale princess. With a maid to stoke the fireplace in my castle room. Maybe because I am so very cold. Sigh. I really do hope you are a nice stalker. Mean ones suck, especially exes. From experience I believe you are going about this the wrong way. A stalker will follow their intended victim. No matter. Anything is possible. This is mylot. I am going to sit by the fire and play with my bluebird and skunk friends. Maybe if I sing, they will clean the house. The cats are useless.

A cute little kitten with boobies with a sparkly collar (the kitten not the boobies) eating cheesecake. Paid for in hard cash by a brownie loving dopehead who posted the recipe. I think I got all that covered. Now what?

You didn't fool me. No way. I'm not stupid - (except when I get lost). Gonna go to bed too. Oh but didn't I just wake up

A good discussion with lots of jokes may be? :)

You almost had me with the cheesecake, but then I remembered I'm thinking about going on a diet. And since I'm planning on it, I've decided to stop eating cheesecake, tortilla chips, etc. so I have less to lose. So after I didn't fall for your trap, I decided to join you and went to bed.

You count me under these TWO - boobies, hard cold cash, illegal discussion and yes, i am bad at counting :D lol p.s. definately trapped :|

WANT SKITTLES!!! NOW!!! *ominous music* Oh CRAP!!!

Too many great items to chose from. After you have caught me you can feed me cheesecake and chocolate(BROWNIES!!) and give me a kitty to play with to keep me out of your hair. Yes, I think chocolate and cheesecake will be just fine. And a nice kitty too, not one that scratches and/or bites. THank you!

Love how your mind works.

Hello, Dawn. I like this discussion. Oranges would work on a certain Mylot member from Sweden - he's always anxious to squeeze my oranges, and I let him, because he brings vodka. Now I'm in your trap, you can do anything you want with me - as long as I can have vodka to dull the pain. And even if it's not painful, I still want vodka!

Okay.. you got me with the Cheesecake and the kitten. As to what you'd do with me? How about giving me some $$$ and sending me on my way. I'll go happily. Provided I get to keep the kitten and have second helpings of that yummy cheesecake. :P

Blue berry muffins.

I will be trapped with almost everything you have mentioned. I want to have all of the options the boobies, Skittles, cheesecake,Cash, Brownies and little kitties. I am trapped.

Hey you haven't trapped me hehehehehe Hope you slept well

That's a good one. Lay a trap by putting some cheese sticks .. or cook a pot of delicious gravy , .. lure them towards it and waaalaaah , wham!! Trap them , .. haha. Or just put some sugar coating sweets and tidbits and once the bait sticks , the myLot member will be trapped. Aite , I don't know what I'm talking about .. nonsense. LOL!!! Last but not least , candies. That would work anytime ..

"Boobies - that would lure a lot of the guys in for sure." - nah, don't need to know about anyone else's Skittles - if the boobies don't work, the Skittles will lure at least 1 bear in here. - Skittles are for bears, not shrimp Cheesecake - aha I got a few hundred of you in my trap right there! I'm feeling a little ill! Brownies - and now I've lured the rest of you in. Well mostly... ditto ( see above) A cute little kitty - now that will get the few of you who don't like chocolate. I'm a dog person- sea life aren't into cats Sparkly gemstone things - that ought to get the last few women in here. -never buy jewellry- maybe coral? Cold hard cash - here comes everybody from the make money only interests. - what's that? Illegal discussion - haha, I have now trapped everybody who works for myLot!!! I may peek, but not put my two cents worth in, does that count? I"ve escaped your evil trap!!! ha ha ha....*trips and falls, does face plant right in trap*

Dawn- It's all your fault. I was about to sign off for the night when this caught my attention when I came back to the page! How dare you have brownies, skittles, cheesecake, and boobies! And sparkly gemstones, cold hard cash, and a possible illegal conversation! Darn you, you evil genius! Namaste-Anora

Ok, you trapped me - ha ha! I think you should host a myLot holiday party - yah! You can pass out all of the above that you trapped everyone with and I'm sure a good time will be had by all. Don't forget the skating rink for me - oh, I'm sure some of you guys will dare to try! BTW - The outdoor rink in Woodland Hills is pretty cool - in the parking lot at Promenade Mall! Anyway, party on, Dawn!

Ok, i am certainly in your trap now, i am a man but it was not the boobies that got me in your trap, it was the cheescake, hope i enjoy it, lol. What kind of cheesecake is it? When it comes to women i am more of a bottom man rather than a boob man. So now that you have me, and im sure all other members of mylot in your trap, dare i ask you what you will now do with me? Please let me know as i really am interested in knowing my fate.