the advantages of have slow internet connection ?

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have slow internet connection maybe annoying, but there is some advantages behind it. Check it out!! 1.you will keep focus what you do while on internet If you have eat while browsing, the slow connection will let you finish your 3 plates food because the before the browser open perfectly. lol 2.you will success why? by slow connection, maybe you need 2 hours to open a facebook tab, and you will annoying, and log off your internet, then maybe you gofor eat, study, doing your homework,etc. lol 3.you will saving your money it's strange? by slow internet connection, you will saving your money to buy faster internet connection. lol 4.clean your mind you will hard to open x x x movies or pic on website, the buffering will consume lot of time to complete, and your passion will gone. lol 5.make the other success what? can be? you will go to the internet cafe for fast connection, and it can make the cafe owner success. lol 6.make you more time to pray you can pray to God to giv you faster inernet connection. lol 7.make you more socialize when you rarely use internet on your pc because your low connection annoying, you can let you little brothr use it for play their game houses. lol 8.your healthy will better you will decrease you time to online on the night, and less to sleepover. lol 9.keep your stamina while browsing when you wait the loading or buffering, you can take a nap for 30 minutes, until it open perfectly. lol have you experience about slow internet connection? you have one of experience above? what your opinion? THANKS