Oprah Winfrey for president?

Prison sentences if you're found to have blocked her channel on your TV. Instead of swearing on the Bible, she'll swear on Dr. Phil's latest bestseller. Barack Obama to send a message of congratulations for taking his title as "Most Polarising African-American Celebrity" To replace "Obamacare" with "Oprahcare", placing heavy emphasis on weight loss products. Every American citizen to be given a free copy of her new book - "The Audacity Of Oprah". Quite frankly, given how so many black voters picked Obama on nothing more than skin colour, it wouldn't surprise me to see Oprah as President.