IAM the biggest idiot of all.
By bonnie
@bunnybon7 (50973)
Holiday, Florida
January 26, 2011 11:11pm CST



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@Hatley (163773)
• Garden Grove, California
27 Jan 11
hi bunnybon but for those of us mathematically challenged we did not see what your intelligent son saw so do not feel bad. I love his one about which side of a roof sloped on each side would the rooster's egg roll down. I wonder how many who do not know anything about chickens and eggs will get caught on that?Maybe more than one thinks.like the one my husband popped at me once,"which hand do you use to wipe yourself in the toilet" and I just popped out with "my right of course." gee" he said "I always used toilet tissue." o kay lol.





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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
5 Feb 11
Oh hahah I diodn't catch it at first....I didn't get that you said rooster. There it was , right in front of me and I didn't even see it. Don't feel too bad my sweet...I honestly don't think any one of us here is brilliant. We're just ordinary folk love.



@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
27 Jan 11
Hi bunnybon..
Everyday is a learning phase for me, I thank you as I had to read it twice and both times I laughed equally. Now the rooster bit, that made think
also. 


@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


@Christmas2006 (1661)
• United States
27 Jan 11
Well I think the answer to the rooster ? is ... neither, roosters don't lay eggs!
As for the math wiz..I am with you, math was not and still is not my subject. Took me forever in the store yesterday to figure out if eggs are 1.19 a doz how much does that make 5 dozen, and finally realized, it didn't matter as long as it was less then $8 because I pay over that for 5 dozen at Walmarts! DAH!!!!
In March my class will be college algebra...can I borrow your son????
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11



@Christmas2006 (1661)
• United States
27 Jan 11
I graduated but I avoided all the math classes! I took what I had to so I could graduated! Although my senior year I ended up in 3 math classes, but they were all business math, no algebra and all that stuff, so I was ok.
I could feed him! The question is could he stand my cooking? My husband complains about everything! BUT MY CHURCH loves my cooking! So I don't think it is me! My daughter says if there is any flavor to the food , dad doesn't like it!
@SViswan (12051)
• India
27 Jan 11
Your son is smart! It's not such an obvious thing that everyone knows about...really.
But people who are good with numbers and interested in the 'magic' of numbers look around for such things everywhere and it's easy for them to figure out something like that. It doesn't mean that the people who don't are dunces. It just means that such people are more interested in numbers just as you are interested in something else that they aren't. What might seem obvious to you will not seem so to them.
I used to play around with numbers when I was a child...mainly license plate number....if the first two digits would add up to the last two....is there a link between the digits. I would do the same with phone numbers too.
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@SViswan (12051)
• India
28 Jan 11
Having been a student and a teacher, my experience says that sometimes it is the teacher who makes a student love or hate a subject. I was a whiz at Math and loved Math all the way upto 10th grade and then we had the most horrible teacher (who funnily some students loved) and I hated Math the last two years of school. Imagine Math being taught like a lecture!! And she would write all that at the same speed on the board and erase it even before I had digested it and figured it out!
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11




@LittleMel (8742)
• Canada
27 Jan 11
LOL I don't pay much attention to numerology, numbers, math
but those who do I guess know it better
no biggie, I've heard about the count from a friend and I don't feel or think anything about it
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
27 Jan 11
No big deal, Bon. Math was never my strong subject either but i'm sure u excel in other things. Both my sons are smarter than me, thank heavens but i don't want them rubbing it in, lol.

@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
27 Jan 11
tHAT AGGRAVATES THE CRAP OUT OF ME WHEN THAT HAPPENS. My sons like to tease me sure yours does to. I don't like it when people talk down to me tho.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11



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@wolfie34 (26770)
• United Kingdom
29 Jan 11
Love the rooster question, that's a lateral thinking question, I got asked a few of these, I do remember the Moses and the ark question! So many got it wrong, obviously it was Noah but the amount that accepted that Moses was related to the ark! I like those questions, challenging! Well done to you son. Here's a question what is the average amount of birthdays a person will have in a life time?

@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
29 Jan 11
uuuummm. how ever many yrs they live?
see still cant do it.
or maybe its 1? because thats how many times you are born? im lost here. 




@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
28 Jan 11



@Grandmaof2 (7579)
• Canada
27 Jan 11
Ok first of all I enjoyed the post. As far as the rooster laying an egg, now that would be a neat trick. Thank you for the laugh.
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
27 Jan 11
You know what bunnybon, I didn't realize that! So don't feel like an idiot because I didn't realize that either till you did this discussion! We all learn new things all the time and as long as we keep an opened mind to learning these new things, then I see nothing wrong with that.
As for the hen laying an egg on a roof and which way the egg will fall.... depends on which side is more sloped! LOL
BTW, it's the hen that lays the egg, not the rooster.
Now LAUGH!! OK? All of us have made a stupid mistake so LAUGH!! It is funny and it feels better to laugh at it and DON'T YOU DARE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EITHER!! You better not!!
Hugs my friend!! 



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@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
29 Jan 11
Awwww thank you! You are a dear friend too! And yeah, I'm getting better. In fact, I am better, the infection is finally gone but the doctor wants me to continue the antibiotic for another 10 days just to be sure. I'm VERY grateful for that! I've been sick for almost a month! That's the longest EVER that I've been sick! It really took the wind out of my sails, let me tell you! Whew! Now I'm working on my strength which I'm getting stronger and stronger each day by doing little things around the house. I'm too afraid to go out in public because of having lupus, I could catch something that's going around so easily so it's best that I stay home. If I need anything hubby goes and gets it and then he sprays down with lysol to be sure he brings nothing home to me. Oh this winter weather is about to drive me insane because it's too cold to go outside even to just sit on the porch so I'm kind of going stir crazy, if you know what I mean. lol I'll be doing some discussions in the near future for I have a few things to tell about so be on the lookout! lol Hugs!!
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


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@jdyrj777 (6528)
• United States
27 Jan 11
Well i must be as smart as you because yesterday when i read your post i started doing the math and was amazed. Now today i dont feel as smart. Where does your son come up with this stuff? Is he bored and figures it all out or did he hear it somewhere? My son and my sisters sons are always doing stuff like that too. I cant even remember at what point i started turning to them for advise. it was pretty young i know. Probably about the time they started getting taller than me.

@jdyrj777 (6528)
• United States
29 Jan 11
Once when my son was a toddler he had told me there was a fire. I asked him to show me where. He lead me outside and then back in about half way up the stairs he pointed to the wall and said "right there". I just shrugged it of because there was no fire there. But a few weeks later there was a fire and the place he pointed to there was a big black spot. They do say that most people are like that but because nobody pays attention to it that we kind of out grow it.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11




@celticeagle (171995)
• Boise, Idaho
27 Jan 11
If I had a rooster that layed eggs I would take him on the road. That is an interesting mathmatical problem. This reminds me of when my ex husband tried to teach me prominant(?) numbers. Didn't make any sense to me. Still doesn't. But if I was as smart as the scientists my head would blow up!
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11



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@celticeagle (171995)
• Boise, Idaho
28 Jan 11
That's a good one! I will have to steal that from time to time. LOL
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
28 Jan 11


@margeryann (1845)
• United States
28 Jan 11
Yeah, a lot of that was going around add the last numbers of the year you were born with the age you will be this year and it will add to be 111 but they didn't say that if you are under 12 it adds up to 11. I thought that was neat though so I was telling my family members that then I though about people under 12 it being 11 then. I didn't think of it that in 2010 it added up to 110 doing the same thing unless you are under 11 that year then it equals 10. You do have a smart son.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
28 Jan 11


@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


@koikei (206)
• Philippines
27 Jan 11
greetings! that is one smart kid. sometimes it's better to act like the "idiot" in the family, just to make your kids feel confident, hehe. it gives them the idea that age doesn't necessarily translate to intelligence and even if they're still young, they can be smarter than people older than them, LOL
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11


