IAM the biggest idiot of all.
By bonnie
@bunnybon7 (50973)
Holiday, Florida
January 26, 2011 11:11pm CST
guess what? I was just talking to son about the fact of our birthday age this year and our birthdate, the last 2 digits adding up to 111. I feel like such an idiot. he said thats nothing mom if you know any thing about math, which obviously i dont, last year everyones added up to 110 and next year it will be 112.except for if you was born after 2000. its a constant in math he said. OMG! so we have been psyched. Who knows where this guy got his smarts. his dads not even as smart as me so what do you think about that? next time i think i'll ask my son before i start one of those discussions i know nothing about...lol. sorry about that you all. never knew it was such an obvious thing. he said its one of those questions like, if a rooster lays an egg on a roof sloped on each side, which side will it roll down?
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
27 Jan 11
hi bunnybon but for those of us mathematically challenged we did not see what your intelligent son saw so do not feel bad. I love his one about which side of a roof sloped on each side would the rooster's egg roll down. I wonder how many who do not know anything about chickens and eggs will get caught on that?Maybe more than one thinks.like the one my husband popped at me once,"which hand do you use to wipe yourself in the toilet" and I just popped out with "my right of course." gee" he said "I always used toilet tissue." o kay lol.
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
your husband was a fun guy like my son and my late hubby was to. sounds like what one of them would say. iam glad im not alone with being mathematically challenged.
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
5 Feb 11
Oh hahah I diodn't catch it at first....I didn't get that you said rooster. There it was , right in front of me and I didn't even see it. Don't feel too bad my sweet...I honestly don't think any one of us here is brilliant. We're just ordinary folk love.
@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
27 Jan 11
Hi bunnybon..
Everyday is a learning phase for me, I thank you as I had to read it twice and both times I laughed equally. Now the rooster bit, that made think
also.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
iam just the easiest person to fool i think. believe it because it took me a couple minutes and that look from my son that says "awe come on mom." to realize what he was saying about the rooster.
@Christmas2006 (1661)
• United States
27 Jan 11
Well I think the answer to the rooster ? is ... neither, roosters don't lay eggs!
As for the math wiz..I am with you, math was not and still is not my subject. Took me forever in the store yesterday to figure out if eggs are 1.19 a doz how much does that make 5 dozen, and finally realized, it didn't matter as long as it was less then $8 because I pay over that for 5 dozen at Walmarts! DAH!!!!
In March my class will be college algebra...can I borrow your son????
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
im sure you could. but could you feed this guy is the question. sometimes i think thats why he eats so much. gotta feed that brain. yes, he did ask hadnt i taken algebra and i said no, i was ditsy then to and got pregnant and dropped out of school. but glad now, since i wouldnt have him if i hadnt.
@Christmas2006 (1661)
• United States
27 Jan 11
I graduated but I avoided all the math classes! I took what I had to so I could graduated! Although my senior year I ended up in 3 math classes, but they were all business math, no algebra and all that stuff, so I was ok.
I could feed him! The question is could he stand my cooking? My husband complains about everything! BUT MY CHURCH loves my cooking! So I don't think it is me! My daughter says if there is any flavor to the food , dad doesn't like it!
@SViswan (12051)
• India
27 Jan 11
Your son is smart! It's not such an obvious thing that everyone knows about...really.
But people who are good with numbers and interested in the 'magic' of numbers look around for such things everywhere and it's easy for them to figure out something like that. It doesn't mean that the people who don't are dunces. It just means that such people are more interested in numbers just as you are interested in something else that they aren't. What might seem obvious to you will not seem so to them.
I used to play around with numbers when I was a child...mainly license plate number....if the first two digits would add up to the last two....is there a link between the digits. I would do the same with phone numbers too.
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@SViswan (12051)
• India
28 Jan 11
Having been a student and a teacher, my experience says that sometimes it is the teacher who makes a student love or hate a subject. I was a whiz at Math and loved Math all the way upto 10th grade and then we had the most horrible teacher (who funnily some students loved) and I hated Math the last two years of school. Imagine Math being taught like a lecture!! And she would write all that at the same speed on the board and erase it even before I had digested it and figured it out!
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
well when i was a kid in school my math teachers hated me. i had to struggle with it all. when it came to language or spelling i was really good. not so much any more tho this son just is good with it all and i just dont know from whence it came
@LittleMel (8742)
• Canada
27 Jan 11
LOL I don't pay much attention to numerology, numbers, math
but those who do I guess know it better
no biggie, I've heard about the count from a friend and I don't feel or think anything about it
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
i just feel like the person that said better to say nothing then to open my mouth and show what an idiot iam.
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
27 Jan 11
No big deal, Bon. Math was never my strong subject either but i'm sure u excel in other things. Both my sons are smarter than me, thank heavens but i don't want them rubbing it in, lol.
@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
27 Jan 11
tHAT AGGRAVATES THE CRAP OUT OF ME WHEN THAT HAPPENS. My sons like to tease me sure yours does to. I don't like it when people talk down to me tho.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
well i had a long response and mylot just did a hiccup and not only lost it but i couldnt get back for a few son doesnt rub it in, in fact he says theres things i know he dont and he admires. im sure your sons know the same about you.
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@wolfie34 (26771)
• United Kingdom
29 Jan 11
Love the rooster question, that's a lateral thinking question, I got asked a few of these, I do remember the Moses and the ark question! So many got it wrong, obviously it was Noah but the amount that accepted that Moses was related to the ark! I like those questions, challenging! Well done to you son. Here's a question what is the average amount of birthdays a person will have in a life time?
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
29 Jan 11
uuuummm. how ever many yrs they live? see still cant do it. or maybe its 1? because thats how many times you are born? im lost here.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
28 Jan 11
i wonder if there could be something to that now....hhhmm..i was blonde when i was little, and my son has always had dark hair from the native american heritage. so there, im a blonde inside i guess, since now my hair is grey/white, etc.
@Grandmaof2 (7579)
• Canada
27 Jan 11
Ok first of all I enjoyed the post. As far as the rooster laying an egg, now that would be a neat trick. Thank you for the laugh.
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
you are welcome. i guess someone is always thinking up a way to make us think. problem is, im not so good at it some days
@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
27 Jan 11
You know what bunnybon, I didn't realize that! So don't feel like an idiot because I didn't realize that either till you did this discussion! We all learn new things all the time and as long as we keep an opened mind to learning these new things, then I see nothing wrong with that.
As for the hen laying an egg on a roof and which way the egg will fall.... depends on which side is more sloped! LOL
BTW, it's the hen that lays the egg, not the rooster. Now LAUGH!! OK? All of us have made a stupid mistake so LAUGH!! It is funny and it feels better to laugh at it and DON'T YOU DARE FEEL BAD ABOUT IT EITHER!! You better not!!
Hugs my friend!!
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@CatsandDogs (13963)
• United States
29 Jan 11
Awwww thank you! You are a dear friend too! And yeah, I'm getting better. In fact, I am better, the infection is finally gone but the doctor wants me to continue the antibiotic for another 10 days just to be sure. I'm VERY grateful for that! I've been sick for almost a month! That's the longest EVER that I've been sick! It really took the wind out of my sails, let me tell you! Whew! Now I'm working on my strength which I'm getting stronger and stronger each day by doing little things around the house. I'm too afraid to go out in public because of having lupus, I could catch something that's going around so easily so it's best that I stay home. If I need anything hubby goes and gets it and then he sprays down with lysol to be sure he brings nothing home to me. Oh this winter weather is about to drive me insane because it's too cold to go outside even to just sit on the porch so I'm kind of going stir crazy, if you know what I mean. lol I'll be doing some discussions in the near future for I have a few things to tell about so be on the lookout! lol Hugs!!
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
to you to. so nice to see you back here. i hope you are getting better. you are a dear friend indeed.
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@jdyrj777 (6530)
• United States
27 Jan 11
Well i must be as smart as you because yesterday when i read your post i started doing the math and was amazed. Now today i dont feel as smart. Where does your son come up with this stuff? Is he bored and figures it all out or did he hear it somewhere? My son and my sisters sons are always doing stuff like that too. I cant even remember at what point i started turning to them for advise. it was pretty young i know. Probably about the time they started getting taller than me.
@jdyrj777 (6530)
• United States
29 Jan 11
Once when my son was a toddler he had told me there was a fire. I asked him to show me where. He lead me outside and then back in about half way up the stairs he pointed to the wall and said "right there". I just shrugged it of because there was no fire there. But a few weeks later there was a fire and the place he pointed to there was a big black spot. They do say that most people are like that but because nobody pays attention to it that we kind of out grow it.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
i have no idea where he gets it. hes always been like that and also has a good thing with forseeing stuff sometimes. like when he was little. we were driving somewhere and he said since its so cold out, (ohio winter) i hope we dont have a flat ire. and 5 minutes later, a we had a flat! he was 7yrs at the time. i said please dont ever say such a thing again
@celticeagle (167019)
• Boise, Idaho
27 Jan 11
If I had a rooster that layed eggs I would take him on the road. That is an interesting mathmatical problem. This reminds me of when my ex husband tried to teach me prominant(?) numbers. Didn't make any sense to me. Still doesn't. But if I was as smart as the scientists my head would blow up!
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
me to. and that reminds me of another thing i read recently. this woman said the reason why she was so fat is because her head got so full of knowledge the extra had to spread into her body. thats my excuse and im sticking to it.
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@celticeagle (167019)
• Boise, Idaho
28 Jan 11
That's a good one! I will have to steal that from time to time. LOL
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
28 Jan 11
yep my friend had me going for a while to. till son figured it out
@margeryann (1845)
• United States
28 Jan 11
Yeah, a lot of that was going around add the last numbers of the year you were born with the age you will be this year and it will add to be 111 but they didn't say that if you are under 12 it adds up to 11. I thought that was neat though so I was telling my family members that then I though about people under 12 it being 11 then. I didn't think of it that in 2010 it added up to 110 doing the same thing unless you are under 11 that year then it equals 10. You do have a smart son.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
28 Jan 11
wish i knew from whence it comes. my dad was the only other math whiz in the family. must be him.
@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
27 Jan 11
Don't worry...bunnybon...you don't have egg on your face (referring to the Rooster discussion)--- I too, feel like the extreme fool...I was so pumped to relate your discussion to my son, couldn't wait for him to call, so I could relate this phenomenon, AND like to you, he said exactly the same thing.."Mum, where you been?" And went on to relate the rest of the topic...BOY, OH, Boy, was my balloon deflated! Take care, have fun...and Cheers!
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
i know. sometimes i wonder about when we had kids did our smarts leave and go into their brains. cant pull much over on them.
@koikei (206)
• Philippines
27 Jan 11
greetings! that is one smart kid. sometimes it's better to act like the "idiot" in the family, just to make your kids feel confident, hehe. it gives them the idea that age doesn't necessarily translate to intelligence and even if they're still young, they can be smarter than people older than them, LOL
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
27 Jan 11
yes thats true. but everyone has their own thing they are smart about. like he admits there are things i know more about also.