How Do I Convince Her that SHE BELONGS TO ME without Growing-Up?
@mythociate (21432)
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
February 8, 2011 6:15pm CST
And you know that by 'growing-up' I mean 'accepting all the "yokes" that people wear in order to "mark" themselves as "grown-ups".'
Unable/unwilling to accept those yokes, what do I do when I find a girl who would 'suitably meet me'? Do I just clutch her close and yell (in a cheesy British accent), "You are here with me, and so you are mine! ha-HAA!
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But what if she's already some other guy's wife? Do I stride up to him and--resuming British cheese--declare, "Unhand her, mortal! God hath given her unto me! ha-HAA!
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But what if she's already some other guy's wife? Do I stride up to him and--resuming British cheese--declare, "Unhand her, mortal! God hath given her unto me! ha-HAA!"6 people like this
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
9 Feb 11
mythociate hi do you have to assume these so called yokes you think adults wear? if you don't then just grow up, tell her you love
her and woo her like crazy.But not if she is already married as she belongs to another man. look for a single woman who is as uninhibited'
as you sound like you are, and I do not mean that in a bad way but
in a good way.I think you will find someone who will appreciate
your whimsey and your lack of yokes. lol lol
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9 Feb 11
Thanks, but--like the country-star Cletus T. Judd sings--"I need a Pay-check Wo-man." 
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@JenInTN (27514)
• United States
11 Feb 11
Declaring love...that's great..Fake british accents..maybe we should reconsider that
Might think about the declaring love for the taken as well..not sure its a great idea..I am a very supportive friend but not quite that supportive The yokes are sometimes very strong..there are some that offer protection and then there are those that only restrain. Kinda gotta choose your yokes and, of course, the ones you respect.
Might think about the declaring love for the taken as well..not sure its a great idea..I am a very supportive friend but not quite that supportive The yokes are sometimes very strong..there are some that offer protection and then there are those that only restrain. Kinda gotta choose your yokes and, of course, the ones you respect. 1 person likes this
@JenInTN (27514)
• United States
15 Feb 11
Thanks for the best response. I know that there are women and men out there that are very material oriented and they are certainly not worth the time it takes to impress them. There are women out there though that are not really looking for a rich guy BUT if they were to want to have children with them...they might consider things such as transportation.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
15 Feb 11
So--like moving out of the parents' house--it's really a matter of convenience 
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
14 Feb 11
Oy! The sacrifices a man must make for woman! They're not "smart" bargains (which is why they're called 'sacrifices'), and man's mortal body wants payback for them: he has to be able to say 'he has a car' in order to make his woman feel "secure," but is 'being able to say that' worth the insurance-fees, the licensing-fees, the gas-money and the lack of relaxation?
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
14 Feb 11
"Almost German" literally; Yiddish being to German as 'Norse' is to English
(Maybe ... I was gonna type "Old North French," but decided 'Norse' might be a better example.)
(Maybe ... I was gonna type "Old North French," but decided 'Norse' might be a better example.)4 people like this
@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
14 Feb 11
Okay, I repent of the sin of even mentioning sin and thinking people would understand such a mention is a joke (see most of the responses above)!
But where do I find such a girl? (a line from "Tsen Kopikes"--a song from Mandy Patinkin's Yiddish-album Mamaloshen--"Ver vel ich fin seine medel?")
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@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
9 Feb 11
I would say that if she is not committed to anyone then you declare your love and feelings as honest as you possibly can. If she is married then of course you would not want to be the one to break her marriage, unless of course she is saying she wants out of the marriage and is in love with you. Then that my friend is a whole different story and one I would wish anyone much success with as everyone deserves to be in love, my dear.
So I do wish you all the best.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9 Feb 11
Ah, but we human animals do not know what we really 'want' (well, we know what we should 'want,' but our bodies' hungers muddy that all up ...
(... which is why 'honor your mother & father' is such a high order---they direct you as would be ultimately best for everybody, sparing you the lifetime of regret over choosing the quick-and-flashy good-time spouse).
And 'to be in love' is something that has less-and-less to do with "marriage" ... as much as I disagree with homosexuals' bid to take the power away from 'marriage' (by diluting it with their sinful, wasteful lust), I cannot deny them the power to choose their animal tendencies over Our Father's kingdom
(And to be sure I'm not 'casting stones,' I'll confess: I have animal tendencies too ... I LUVVVS THE LADIES! and those HETERO-tendencies are STILL looked down upon outside of marriage.)
(And to be sure I'm not 'casting stones,' I'll confess: I have animal tendencies too ... I LUVVVS THE LADIES! and those HETERO-tendencies are STILL looked down upon outside of marriage.)4 people like this
@JackRabbit (71)
• New Zealand
9 Feb 11
Ever since I replied to your first post I have the impression you might be up to no good. I wouldn't suggest chasing after a girl who already "belongs" to someone else(that is if you believe you OWN the female...an object?) Unless if she really wants to spend the rest of her life with you... otherwise I see this as an attempt to rob some other man's possession. Your actions could freak her out is she isn't prepared to be with you. You will need to found out for yourself. Relationships sort of works both ways. If both of you wish to be together LONG TERM then work hard for it. Otherwise any mortal descendant of Eve does not really BELONG to you.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9 Feb 11
Forgive me for mentioning that I'm NOT the only woman-seeking man in the world.
And looking for my descendant of Eve, I will do exactly what Adam did ... doing nothing but staying Awesome.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9 Feb 11
If you can't see that that part of the question was an imaginary joke, forget it.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9 Feb 11
I really meant 'How does one inform a single girl that she is meant to be one's own mate?'
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@JackRabbit (71)
• New Zealand
9 Feb 11
If it is "how to inform a single girl that she is meant to be one's own mate". If that is the case then be as creative as you possibly can. Various methods of communicating to another individual exist. Easiest method would be perhaps just to talk to her directly?(If you consider talking to people easy...?)
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