The cheesiest pick-up lines...
By myempress
@myempress (185)
Philippines
March 8, 2011 7:54am CST
What is the best? What is the worst? What is the funniest?
I have heard so many funny pick-up lines and most of them are way too cheesy.
The cute one "Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scrapped my knee falling for you?" :D
The funny one "Hey baby! I'm a rubix cube, the more you touch me the harder I get" Lol so funny.
The worst one "Was your father a thief? I think he was the biggest thief in the world because it looks like he stole the twinkle from the stars and put them in your eyes" Wapak! Slap on the face LMAO!!!
What's the cheesiest pick-up line you've ever heard?
2 responses
@zoey7879 (3092)
• Quincy, Illinois
9 Mar 11
"I lost your number, can I get it again?"
"Really? If you insist. 867-5309."
Maybe that's not an especially lame pick up line, but its hilariously bad considering that I didn't have a phone at the time :p
I remember a guy I met once using one that involved "Lucky charms, cause you're magically delicious."
Ugh. That made me embarrassed to say he was a friend.. lol
@Dinoman90 (224)
• Denmark
8 Mar 11
The cheesiest I've heard that I remember is probably this one:
"Do you have a magnet in your pocket? Because I feel attracted to you"
