Best funny proverb
By thatgirl13
@thatgirl13 (7294)
South Korea
March 12, 2011 5:58am CST
I don't really know if this can be called a proverb but well my best funny proverb is: "Break my heart, I'll break your face" lol it's so funny and I love it :D and I think it's kinda cute too
So what's your best funny proverb?? And another quick question: Is the one that I stated a proverb?? If not, what is it?? Thanks 
So what's your best funny proverb?? And another quick question: Is the one that I stated a proverb?? If not, what is it?? Thanks 6 responses
@Unah08 (671)
• Philippines
12 Mar 11
Yes, it may be considered as a proverb.
Proverb based on my search online is a short pithy saying in frequent and widespread use that expresses a basic truth or practical precept. Thus, analyzing your given "funny" proverb would fall into the same category. Yours is kind of modern and it is applicable to most teens and young adults nowadays. It made me laugh too. Though I would really want to apply this one I think I don't have the capability to punch a guy in the face. 
As for me I can't think of any proverb that is funny that I would want to apply in my life at the moment, but I will try my effort to think one. Have a nice day ahead. 
As for me I can't think of any proverb that is funny that I would want to apply in my life at the moment, but I will try my effort to think one. Have a nice day ahead. 1 person likes this
@thatgirl13 (7294)
• South Korea
12 Mar 11
lol actually i'm not brave enough to punch someone in the face too, even if he broke my heart. i wish i were though.
and thanks for the explanation and for the response as well. have a great weekend.
@urbandekay (18278)
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12 Mar 11
The hand that rocks the cradle, wrecks the world!
Never trust a man that is always clean shaven or a woman that is never without a handbag.
If your enemy knocks at your door with a sword, greet him likewise. If he comes unarmed greet him likewise but if he comes bearing gifts, lock your door and throw stones on him from your roof
(from the cynical sayings of urban dekay)
all the best urban
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@thatgirl13 (7294)
• South Korea
12 Mar 11
To be honest I'd never heard of them before and I didn't get them too 
@blue65packer (11826)
• United States
14 Mar 11
This maybe is not a proverb but it is a saying I go by; "I might be crazy but it helps me from going insane"! Then there is the line from "Forest Gump"; Life is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you will get!
@thatgirl13 (7294)
• South Korea
20 Jul 11
Nice ones!! I had heard the latter one but not the other. Thanks for the share 
@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
12 Mar 11
This one has been my ultimate best and see it happening daily:
You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
No matter how much you try you simply can't at times, lol
@thatgirl13 (7294)
• South Korea
14 Mar 11
lol that's a good one. hadn't heard of it before though
;)
@surekharathi (14146)
• India
12 Mar 11
Ya friend I know every person has at least one funny proverb my funny proverb is "aaye to welcome or gaye to Bhid kam" means if you come in my house or in my Computer institute then you are welcome otherwise no problem crowd will less. I used always different commedy proverb on the different movement.
@thatgirl13 (7294)
• South Korea
12 Mar 11
Yes every one has that one funny proverb that they love. Your's sound good too but actually I didn't really get it. I guess it depends on the country and the language to understand the literal meaning. Is this proverb famous in your country?
@surekharathi (14146)
• India
12 Mar 11
Yes friend my country is India and you know in India at some places English is poor so may be you cant understand any way dont worry
