Gawd of insanity.... !....? xD
By voldrox
@voldrox (7191)
India
March 23, 2011 11:41am CST
Okay friends i have to admit i don't really know how such thoughts come to my mind at times, but my friends say i have a totally irrational, ridiculous and insane sense of humour...?
One day I and friends were for some reason talking about the vomiting thing when women get pregnant.
Now.. Honestly i don't know how it occurred to me, but i said "maybe it happens because the baby excretes ?"
There was silence for a while.. Then an explosion of laughter, and believe me i was laughing at myself too! I mean for a second i was serious there, and then come on!!! 
There have been other moments when my mind would give totally irrelevant explanations and that kills my friends with laughter.
I give up.. 
I guess i am the gawd of insanity..
Hey.. That excretion thing, it only crossed my mind because i am weak in biology!
There have been other moments when my mind would give totally irrelevant explanations and that kills my friends with laughter.
I give up.. I guess i am the gawd of insanity..
Hey.. That excretion thing, it only crossed my mind because i am weak in biology!
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8 responses
Hello my Voldi.
I would say you are horribly bad in biology.
@vandana7 (100550)
• India
23 Mar 11
At the risk of sounding insane, for better part of my early life, I thought the baby comes out from navel... like what happened to Sigourney Weaver in Aliens...LOL. Even after I was told it is placenta, it took some time to sink in... we all have our moments... but not as many as blonds..
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@voldrox (7191)
• India
24 Mar 11
Hi Vandana, :)
Aliens is one of my all time favourite movies! I loved it so much.... If some child, below 10 years of age, asks you how are people born from their mothers, then just show them that movie. 
Then say, doctors stitch momy's stomach back to normal. LOL. Yes, well all have our moments and i am beginning to wonder if i have as many as blonds do. 
Omg, Jenny you are TOO CUTE!!!! 
Then say, doctors stitch momy's stomach back to normal. LOL. Yes, well all have our moments and i am beginning to wonder if i have as many as blonds do.
Omg, Jenny you are TOO CUTE!!!! 
@bamrahkirti (1821)
• India
24 Mar 11
I am having a hearty laugh after reading your discussion and my colleagues are looking at me with suspicion.
Keeping aside all these things ,one thing is sure that your life partner will definitely thank God for giving her such a person who is so full of life and energy.
Having a good sense of humor is very necessary in a relationship and i miss that in my relationship (My husband is the most introvert and serious person on this earth)
As far as your explanation is concerned ,it is reasonable because it matches with the situation and circumstances.
Thank God,when i was pregnant i did not feel morning sickness just bouts of acidity.
Keeping aside all these things ,one thing is sure that your life partner will definitely thank God for giving her such a person who is so full of life and energy.
Having a good sense of humor is very necessary in a relationship and i miss that in my relationship (My husband is the most introvert and serious person on this earth)
As far as your explanation is concerned ,it is reasonable because it matches with the situation and circumstances.
Thank God,when i was pregnant i did not feel morning sickness just bouts of acidity.@voldrox (7191)
• India
24 Mar 11
Hello bamrahkirti, :)
I am so glad you had fun reading this, and i suppose your colleagues didn't understand a word. They don't know about mylot and some people will never understand how great this place is.
Oh, i am sure your husband is a very nice man, Bamrahkirti. 
You know one problem with me ? I could embarrass my wife at parties if i keep my childish brain active at all times. 
They don't know about mylot and some people will never understand how great this place is.
Oh, i am sure your husband is a very nice man, Bamrahkirti. You know one problem with me ? I could embarrass my wife at parties if i keep my childish brain active at all times. 1 person likes this
@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
23 Mar 11
haha, huh?? LOL voldi, I want you to know that I did laugh! Sounds a bit rational or was it irrational. Who knows but you got everyone to laugh right!
Hey there is never a moment too soon for a bit of laughs and fun. 
@devijay78 (1573)
• India
23 Mar 11
Oh well, since I am pregnant and vomitting, the very thought of your explanation in such grapic terms does make me gag. Hi voldrox. You remind me of my college days when we were a gang of friends who did talk nonsense like this and kept bursting with laughter for even silly things. Now everything has changed after marriage and life is like that.
Thanks for making me smile once again. Good day/night.
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@jaiho2009 (39141)
• Philippines
23 Mar 11
hello voldrox,
You made me smile here with your "excretes" baby.
Also,not all women experience morning sickness "vomiting" (girls too lucky for not having morning sickness)
have a good day 
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Also,not all women experience morning sickness "vomiting" (girls too lucky for not having morning sickness)
have a good day 
@voldrox (7191)
• India
23 Mar 11
Hiya sids
I agree this can be over the line for some, but come on i like shooting such things at my friends. Not like i am nuts but sometimes, yeah, crazy thoughts come to my mind. 
Something else ? Wonder what other possible explanation you would be thinking of. ? 
LOL
I agree this can be over the line for some, but come on i like shooting such things at my friends. Not like i am nuts but sometimes, yeah, crazy thoughts come to my mind.
Something else ? Wonder what other possible explanation you would be thinking of. ? LOL