Ok, I know revenge is bad for you but...

@dawnald (85147)
Shingle Springs, California
March 29, 2011 11:12am CST
C'mon, admit it, thinking about it sometimes can be a lot of fun. A friend was just telling me about how an orthodontist had totally messed up her teeth (her brother's too), and I started thinking whether there would be a special place in hell for that. Like being forced to eat stuff that stuck to your teeth forever, and never having any floss. So just for fun, to get it out of your system or whatever, tell me about somebody who has done you some injury, and what kind of payback would be the most satisfying.
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@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
29 Mar 11
Just for fun you say Dawny? Okay, i ruined my sisters life for something she did to me. Not nice, but it made me feel better.
@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
Was this real, or only in your head?
@saphrina (31551)
• South Africa
29 Mar 11
As real as pinching yourself Dawny. I'm not proud of myself for doing that. But it's done and over with.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
Ah well I once did some really not nice things to an ex...
• United States
8 Apr 11
How does that go? Venegence is Mine, says the Lord." Well, I say Sure it is His but I borrow it from time to time. I find in most cases the best thing to do is nothing! Just watch as the a$$hole buries himself/ herself. Wait for them to ask for something and then I act like I don;'t even know them. True it is fun to plan out a good revenge now and then , but these days I don't have to.
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• United States
9 Apr 11
Payback is a B!tch!
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
8 Apr 11
Sometimes karma gets them much better than anything you could do...
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
11 Apr 11
yup
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
1 Apr 11
My neighbour has acquired a sweet 3 month old puppy. She is keeping it chained up most of the day. It's fed once on scraps. She hits it with a rolled up newspaper. I'd like to take that rolled up news paper, have her bend over and I'd shove that thing where the sun don't shine. I also wish the pup would turn on her and bite her big time but can you imagine what a flogging it would get if she did that?
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
1 Apr 11
Oh man, I think I'd call animal control on her....
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@debrakcarey (19887)
• United States
31 Mar 11
I once wished someone to be sick cause they made fun of me for having chicken pox freshman year. She got mono and was out of school for 6 weeks and had to make up all the work. It kinda scared me.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
31 Mar 11
I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm laughing...
@debrakcarey (19887)
• United States
1 Apr 11
Probably thinking of me covered in sores does it for you. I'll try not to wish you ill.
• Philippines
29 Mar 11
My professor once failed me in a subject because he lost my exam paper. Don't you think it's his fault? I just wish I could get back to him on that but it seems pointless because it was a 2nd year subject.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
If you personally handed it to him, yes. But how to prove it when it's your word against his? :-( Perhaps you could assign him a place in hell where he has to eternally search for something, but he can't find it because he's lost his glasses.
@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
Fair enough. :D
• Philippines
29 Mar 11
We handed it to him after class everytime so that means it's all his responsibility. I wouldn't wanna send anyone to hell, that seems overboard. I'd rather slap him on the nape and run.
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@adnileb (5276)
• Philippines
30 Mar 11
Well, no matter what they have done to me, I bring it back to them. Same situation but twice the pain.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
Seems fair to me...
@adnileb (5276)
• Philippines
1 Apr 11
• United States
29 Mar 11
i would like to put the aforementioned dentist in a tiny shunt lined with diamond grid course fileplate i overtighten every week,after sticking "spacers" in every orfice.and when he howls in pain,i will tell him to "suck it up,and take an asprin"
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• United States
29 Mar 11
heh i'm sure she knows exactly what i mean.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
On behalf of my daughter...
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@cream97 (29087)
• United States
30 Mar 11
Hi dawnald. Don't make me turn into a devil, please don't make me... I would like to get at an dentist that did not do my braces correctly. I want to stretch his mouth wide opened so that he teeth can gap from hell to hell.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
Oh go for it! It's only myLot anyway. lol
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@celticeagle (164231)
• Boise, Idaho
30 Mar 11
I think I would chose a young woman I worked with at a answering service back in the 80's. She and i worked the night shift together. She was on the other side of a glass window working dispatch for a taxi service out of the same company. I would get calls from people needing a taxi, send a ticket to her and she would dispatch. Sometimes I would have to redo the ticket and send it under the slot in the window because she would fall asleep and not get it and the person would call back. This just got rediculous so I finally reported her. We were talked to seperately by management. She had tenure and they believed her. I was written up over it. She alleged that I waited too long to send her the ticket, or didn't send them at all. If I had been older I can think of alot of things I would of done. Now my vengence would be that she would have to stay awake for some outrageous amount of time. Funny the things you think of sometimes.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
maybe she just needs to be woken up every 5 minutes when she tries to sleep...
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@celticeagle (164231)
• Boise, Idaho
31 Mar 11
That too would be good.
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
30 Mar 11
yeah i know revenge is really, but ok here goes i am still thinking what kind of revenge would suit my boss he still wont give us a raise, i have been here 3 years.. am still thinking, these are not exactly revenge but so that he will know whats its like to have financial crisis, maybe.... God will give him 15 children hahaha so he will know whats its like but really i am still thinking of better one.. i am just not that evil
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
15 children, yikes, I'd have to really dislike somebody to wish that on them!
@jazel_juan (15747)
• Philippines
31 Mar 11
oh yes..for someone who won't give us higher compensation hahaha..but then that wont likely to happen since at 30 he does not have any children yet..
@vandana7 (99920)
• India
29 Mar 11
I can get almost obsessive with revenge feelings. Partly because I am not quick witted, and so when I do feel hurt...I want to retaliate and keep on brewing it.. it doesnt come out well.. there should be some services offering you to get even..what say Dawny?
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
There probably are, but who can afford them?
@vandana7 (99920)
• India
30 Mar 11
No kidding... somebody can take on verbal duel instead of me, and let me enjoy the scene?
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@bounce58 (17387)
• Canada
31 Mar 11
Back when I was still younger, and I worked for this guy who was a micro-manager, we would have recitations every morning. He would call of us junior-techs to his office, and each of us would have to report on where we were at in terms of development. He was the kind of guy that would stand over your shoulder while you're working, and get on your nerves. One day, I got so pissed off with him that I plotted my revenge! I took his email address, and signed him up to a lot of magazine subscriptions online. He was a bit balding, so most of the subscriptions were for hair restorations!
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
31 Mar 11
Better watch out, I hear somebody got taken to court for doing that. Then again, you're probably past the statute of limitations anyway. I did one think of signing up this guy I was mad at for a bunch of smoking magazines and such (he hated smoking), but I never actually did it.
• United States
30 Mar 11
I am not an intentional revenging type person however injustice is injustice and well let's say not much in life can bug me enough to retaliate. I am the type that whilst someone thinks they are getting at me, quite the contrary I will stand back and allow them to drown on their own.. lol then I can say okay mission accomplished!
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
Sometimes they do it to themselves, which is even better...
• Philippines
30 Mar 11
sometimes giving revenge is a little bit fun for me especially when it is something tolerable like what i did to my sister. When she lost my compilations of poems, i kept her compilation of love letters in a friend's house. She got mad and bit crazy looking for it everywhere asking all the family members if they found the "box". Well, i just kept it a week and gave it back to her telling her, "sis, we're quits."Well, i laughed secretly as I saw her how she'd been messed up looking for something hidden from afar..LOL. Back in my high school days, a classmate of mine made a wrong gossip about me which I felt something "below the belt". I wanted revenge by then and planned for it. I told to myself, God forbids us to cross out paths because I would surely gave her a punch on the face and scratch it like a toilet paper to throw on the waste bin. I just wanted her feel my pain well physically pain on hers emotional on mine. Well, accidentally, we met and without a single word, i did what's on my mind been carried by great anger. Unfortunately, she got lots of bruises and marks on her face made by my fingernails(i intend to make them long for this chance.LOL)Luckily, she still alive but we are both called to the guidance counselor with our parents. I was suspended for 2 weeks and she was for only one. From then on, i realized revenge is not good coz it gives back "karma". I never think of it. I got traumatized.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
yeah sometimes it backfires on you...
@ElicBxn (63420)
• United States
30 Mar 11
for that boss that hated white folks, I can assure you that she has never really suffered what she thinks she had, and handed out so that's what I'd like to see, her treated with the continual contempt she treated me. and she thinks she's such a good "Christian" as God is my witness, she has NO idea what a Christian is supposed to act like!
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
Sounds fair to me...
@palonghorn (5479)
• United States
30 Mar 11
oh revenge can be sweet at times LOL. My ex decided to let me know that 'when I move, I'll be moving alone' in an email. Well, long story short........my cell phone was in his name, but I paid for it. Got all my bills delivered paperless to my email, until about 3 months after I had moved. Then I switched it back to paper billing, he received a bill for $574 dollars.......arn't I sweet! And karma bit him in the a....well heart, he had a mild heart attack on Valentine's day that year, ironic to say the least!
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
30 Mar 11
sometimes karma can do it better than we can...
@katsmeow1213 (28716)
• United States
29 Mar 11
I think about it a lot. Anytime someone makes me mad. At the moment I'm not upset enough with anyone to seek revenge on them.. except for maybe the guy who invented research papers! I've got 3 of them due this week for school, argh!
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
Yikes, that's a lot. I don't miss that about school...
@Orea15 (281)
• United States
29 Mar 11
Did you know our brains have a special pleasure center that activates when we think thoughts of revenge? Yeah, it's hard-wired in us. That explains a lot, doesn't it. I'm working more on forgiveness and loving, these days. They give pleasure, too.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
Yikes, it does explain a lot!
• Philippines
29 Mar 11
Well, here's my confession. I caught my ex-boyfriend cheating on me thru the pictures I saw on his computer. I was so mad that I tried to find out more about the girl to blackmail the two of them. So later on I found out that while they're having an affair, the girl was also having a serious relationship with another guy. Next thing I did was I took all of their pictures from my ex's pc and uploaded them to a networking site. I made an account showing all those pictures and made sure that all of their friends get to see them. Their deepest secret was no longer a secret. Few weeks after that I heard that they broke up. The girl's relationship with her other boyfriend was ruined too. I felt guilty about what I did but to be honest, I felt satisfied too.
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@dawnald (85147)
• Shingle Springs, California
29 Mar 11
sounds like they deserved it.... Maybe it taught them a lesson too.