I just realize he doesn't know the direction between right and the left!!!

Malaysia
May 4, 2011 9:17am CST
Some people just cannot differenciate between the left and right. Fullstop.
9 responses
• Canada
6 May 11
Does he vote for a socialist party when he thinks better economics is needed and for a conservative one when he thinks the poor and downtrodden need help? Does he think the right is sinister? Does he incorporate D amino acids into his proteins and deanimate (remove the amino group to convert them to ketones) the L amino acids? Which side is his heart on? What about his appendix? Which side of his brain is logical and which artistic? I have a theory that the political left and right terminology is unfair to the left (at least in English speaking countries) because wrongly think it's correct while the left is sinister.
• Philippines
8 May 11
Are we tuned in to the same channel Graptopetalum??? What's that amino acid, protein , deanimate, heart and appendix got to do with the simple left and right direction??? Sorry I cannot understand... I don't know anything about science... whats the relation??? Am I missing something??? hahaha
• Malaysia
7 May 11
HUH Grap?????
• Canada
9 May 11
Sorry, some people have trouble following my sense of humor, which tends to follow logic beyond the point where it has ridiculous consequences (but in math a theory is considered wrong if it doesn't work at extremes like 0 or infinity so perhaps this has some merit but then again "hard cases make bad laws"). I also have a degree in biochemistry and genetics and can get rather scientific. I thought everybody knew that the heart, in most people, is on the left side and appendix (if they still have one) is on the right. Now amino acids and proteins. This is going to get a bit technical so if science makes your head hurt you might like to stop reading here. Proteins are basically chains composed of 20 different amino acids. 19 of them include an asymmetrical carbon atom, meaning that it has 4 different things attached to it (a hydrogen atom, an amino group, a carboxylic acid group and something else depending on which one although proline - oh never mind, go and look it up if you need to know). This means that they are optically active; they rotate the plane of plane polarized light. There are also two possible forms which are mirror images of each other which rotate the plane in different directions, the D form clockwise and the L form anti-clockwise. Now all known organisms only use L amino acids to synthesize proteins (bacteria use some D amino acids in their cell walls but they're not inserted by the normal protein synthesis mechanism. We have enzymes that get rid of D amino acids by converting them to the corresponding keto-acid by replacing the hydrogen and the amino group with an oxygen atom thus getting rid of the asymmetrical carbon atom. Now do you understand why the taxi driver may have got this wrong?
• United States
4 May 11
lol at the moment of being asked perhaps they were thinking of your right and left and not theirs.
• United States
4 May 11
Sometimes I joke and tell people no not my left your left. lol Perhaps just lost sense of direction momentarily.
@tiffnkeat (1673)
• Singapore
5 May 11
Who is the he, sweetie jackie? Maybe his mind is full of thoughts of you that he just cannot remember which is which? Don't get too upset. It gives you an opportunity to hold his right hand and say "repeat after me: This is right" and then the other. Then once you have both his left and right hands, place his right around your waist and say left hand up in the air, right on my waist, and now "let's have a slow dance". Easy does it.
• Malaysia
4 May 11
oh well, we were sitting facing the same direction. Im sure it's the same right and left
@_sketch_ (5742)
• United States
4 May 11
Yeah. I know some people, siblings, who never say left or right and many people have suspected that they can't tell, or maybe they just mix them up a lot. We don't say anything to them of course. Whenever they are a passenger in a car and giving directions, they always motion with their hands and say something like, "That way." or "Drivers side." instead of saying the direction. The trick is to hold up your thumb and index finger on both hands and the one that makes an "L" shape is the left.
• Malaysia
4 May 11
that's a good trick. I should recommend the taxi driver if I see him again
@_sketch_ (5742)
• United States
4 May 11
Oh it was a taxi driver? That's not good. Hopefully, he was just having one of those days. If not, he probably won't stay in that profession very long.
• Malaysia
9 May 11
I have a bad feeling about this taxi driver, anyway. Look not sober at all.
• Philippines
8 May 11
Left or right, it depends on where you're facing/position... Are you talking about drivers? Well then, You are both facing same side... that only means he can't be a driver... Seriously, Maybe he's mind is flying or in somewhere else... I don't wanna judge the driver but maybe there is a reason behind his not knowing the right and left during that particular moment... I surely know, he knows that... that is very basic, even little kids ages 3 know whats right and left... And he cannot get license if he doesn't know... what about those traffic rules like no left or right turn???
• Malaysia
9 May 11
seriously, there are people who cannot differentiate between the left and right. Just ask around. :)
• Philippines
4 May 11
I think it's not that people cannot differentiate the two. Maybe they just get confused sometimes or maybe they are just absent minded. I guess, that's the reason behind it all.
• Malaysia
4 May 11
it's quite a surprise they do not know and the direction of left and right. when I asked him to turn to right, he drive to left. urgh
• Philippines
5 May 11
Haha! probably he just got nervous being beside you or maybe he was thinking of something else. Well, that's bad for a driver.
• Canada
6 May 11
jacklintan, I wasn't there so I'm not sure what happened. Maybe he was driving what he thought was the correct way and wasn't listening to you. Perhaps he knew better. Maybe he'd already "programmed" in the actions and didn't have time to change before executing the program.
@Jlyn10 (11965)
• Malaysia
4 May 11
Sometimes it's the language that we use. If you say LEFT and RIGHT, I would get it right (correct). But if you were to tell me in 'Hokkien' or 'Cantonese', I would definitely get confused, hehe! You should point the directions to him, I always do that when I am directing someone who's driving instead of me.
• Malaysia
7 May 11
Sometimes, it's abit tiring to point out to taxi driver. I was expecting he would have understand when I told him from behind passenger seat. :)
@maharlikah (1045)
• Philippines
5 May 11
Maybe he haven't tried marching in CAT or ROTC. Because it usually goes left, right, left, right. If he has tried and commit a mistake then probably, he got a lot of punishment. Lol Happy mylotting:-)
@gelayagui98 (1336)
• Australia
4 May 11
Maybe because they are just unaware especially when they are confused, but for me I always aware where is my right and where is my left because I am a left handed. Most of works is done by my left hand so no confusing at all.
• Malaysia
4 May 11
They are not bothered to learn and remember.
@nezavisima (7408)
• Bulgaria
4 May 11
Apparently when these people thinking process is slow. To not know what is right and what is right must be a reason. But that's not good for them.
• Malaysia
4 May 11
this is LEFT..................here is RIGHT.