where are the registration papers?!!

Maybe he got a hair implant from a Muslim? Or uses Chinese conditioner?

I cannot believe that you posted again on the Trump(et Lily)! Didn't you see what happpened to me when you last posted on the same person? My flabber is gasted! However, I will state that the paper's were last seen by a Bobo Shanti man (sect of Rastafarianism) who was using it to light a spliff outside Gordon House, which is where our government sits. The man had the wonderful idea of tying some of our politicians to lightposts as they are full of wind and may generate some well needed electricity. I do not know what they are trying to hide but if it is the papers they want, then they have been burnt and scattered in the wind.

Donald's hair should have a leash, collar and feeding dish too! And, if it is a good enough breed then maybe it will have registration papers. Yes, what on Earth are they trying to hide? A foopah in the breeding department perhaps. Or the actual fact that there is one.

The Donald's hair is obviously trying to hide his head. I don't know who they are, but if it's the they from all the conspiracy theories, I suspect that they are trying to hide who's responsible for the hairdo. 'Cause who would use Donald Trumps hairdresser? You might end up looking like you've got something alive on your head. Or maybe they're trying to hide that the hair escapes every now and then?

I want to see the birth certificate for that hair!!! There is no way that hair was born in the USA. I demand to see the origins of it, and I want to know where it was trained and set. Show me now!!!!!!!