Hello, my name is George Clooney.

Gee I am trying to remember the hundreds of remarks from my kids at age 9, the worst was when they use to call Mrs. Huckstable, from the Cosby's because I always sat down and discussed why I was upset and or reasons for having to punish them. Although I tell you what now that they are older it is so cute to remember back as they were actually telling me I was a great mom. Even though at the time I did not see it that way. But I tell you there is never a day that we do not laugh now over it. So one day you two will laugh and might I say I think it is pretty funny. I would be laughing right with her too.

Mostly they just don't care about the stuff I'm interested in, but the cruelest thing is that they won't let me sing.

I don't watch Family Guy so I had to look up to even see who Peter is!!! It could have been worse...she could have told you that you look like Homer Simpson's boss Mr Burns!!! Anyway, I think Peter is cute & cuddly...kinda like a teddy bear!!! Mine wasn't a 9 year old. I was a single lady when he was only 5 & he loved watching MTV. He was always telling me one of those GREAT looking male singers was going to be calling me to go out on a date. We were watching one night & he asked me which guy I wanted to call me & I chose Jon Bon Jovi. He looked at me & laughed..."you're waaay too ugly for him to call you!!!" Of course I pretended to cry & he said he'd call Jon & tell him I needed a date. I told him to forget it as I didn't want to date a guy who didn't like ugly girls!!! He came back later & told me to hurry up & get dressed as Jon said I was beautiful & would be picking me up in 5 minutes. That was his FIRST lesson in telling a female she was ugly!!!

You men are a different breed. For me I have admitted to my kids that i am fat. They have teased me and we joked about it a lot. The thing that worries me is that my 7 year old may not think that telling someone he/she is fat is bad so now when we joke around I remind her not to call other people fat lest they will get angry with her.

I you can count all the goods remarks of our children you will laugh even you alone but sometime remarks of them are not good some are voidable and inappropraite so I still watching and monitoring my children speciall some movies they seen.. see you around

That's why I don't stick around with children. I don't know how I'll survive having kids, but right now I choose not to deal with them at that age. I love younger children up to 3 or 4 because they can hardly talk, so they won't say anything really stupid or annoying.

Well my five year old learned opposites and came to me telling me mom you are fat I am thin, what to say about this? I didn't knew whether to hug her or get annoyed with her. They do give you something to think don't them.

I'm sorry but I can't help my laughing!! Kids are so comical!! They're so honest in their opinion because they're so innocent in their way of thinking. Lo and behold their teenage years though. That's when it's HELL to pay! But at 9 years old, she's really young and doesn't know that much about comments hurting others. Did she think it was a compliment? Either way, at least she told you the truth!

Funny, I watch The Family Guy and Peter Griffin isn't George Clooney at all. Are you sure you have the beard? Maybe you're missing the low-toned, suave voice. Anyway, it's obvious you need to work more on "the George Clooney impression". Good luck.

Really? George Clooney? you are THAT good looking? change you avatar to your real pic and we might get more member here thinking that this is George Clooney's fan page