What is the weirdest or funniest Facebook status that you have read?
By inkyuboz
@inkyuboz (1392)
Mandaluyong City, Philippines
May 22, 2011 4:11pm CST
I'll share mine first. One of my friends is a surgeon and he keeps on posting nasty details about his work. I know his friends from the medical field can totally relate but sometimes the gruesome and graphic descriptions are just too much! Like one time he posted: "Cutting this particular vein can cause so much blood to erupt. Warning, don't do this ever again." (not exact words but you get the mental picture it gives me)
How about you guys? What facebook status messages creeped you out or made you laugh or just had some kind of impact on you?
5 responses
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23 May 11
this one's creeps me out and even freaked me out a status from a school librarian."People don't trust me with a knife, so I run around stabbing people with a spoon!" her name is Lily Henson and she is 46 years old
@zukichucha (991)
• United States
23 May 11
I have a friend that is always sharing personal information. She talks about her bodily functions like it is normal. It totally grosses me out. I have thought of deleting her but she is such a nice person. I don't want to offend her because I am sure she would notice. Sometimes I want to tell her how nasty and rude her statuses are but I just ignore her instead.
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@dorannmwin (36392)
• United States
24 May 11
Most of my friends are parents like myself, so many of the facebook statuses that I see on facebook have something to do with their children. Of course, when dealing with children there are times that bodily functions do come up. I think that the most disgusting one that I've ever seen had to do with explosive diarhhea. It absolutely turned my stomach to read the status update that my friend had posted that particular day.
@besthope44 (12123)
• India
24 Jul 11
Hi Inkyuboz, My friends use to do all funny stuffs on FB. They use to post their photos and state themselves as big personalities. They will leave status as if they are having dinner with actors and actresses, in real they are will be at home. Real funny statuses daily!
@Mypalzadin (51)
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24 May 11
" i guess my brother was right, a wasp sting in the eye IS more painfull that a spoon in my butt!"
LOL
