How far can you be pushed before you have a cranium meltdown?
By ajk111
@ajk111 (2495)
June 12, 2011 10:25am CST
We all get stressed out from time to time but how far can your buttons be pushed before you crack and let lose?
I am glad i am poor as i am sure i would have hired a hitman to sort out a few morons! we have a great neighbour, he is a mime artist. we never have any issues with him as he is silent as a lamb. this lead me to think what a great assassin he would make. shooting people with a silencer and a gun that has a flag pop out with bang written on it.
this lead me to think of a circus of assassins. war criminals being persued by clowns on bikes that go up and down as they ride along. the CIAs 10 most wanted being found dead with a big red shiny nose being found in their mouths or a size 34 green shoe being found up their behind passage.
Anyway, i digress. what makes you rattle your shoehorn in anger or indeed, who do you think would make an excellent assassin?
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@thezone (9394)
• Ireland
12 Jun 11
Mimes quite freak me out and I am sure I would spot them creeping up on me, if they are the kind with the striped shirt and white face. I think there was a scene in Tim Burton's Batman that had a lot of mimes in in and I was like "watch out!" lol.
In saying that I do like your thinking my friend. I think if cats could be trained to deliver lethal injections then we would all be in trouble
but they were huge.
@klevi_jem (41)
• Philippines
13 Jun 11
I think the very thing that would let loose of my bulls is when someone deliberately killed my special someone. That would trigger my bullet to his brain and I will hire Sidney Bristow as my assassin;-p
@allknowing (137773)
• India
13 Jun 11
Sorry ajk. Its too late now. You should have come may be 5 years ago when my brain would spin at the drop of a hat.Now, what with Reiki, Yoga and Meditation I have lost the will to kill.Also I just came to know that it is a sin to kill, that I will be put behind bars with no facility to myLot! Too bad I say!
@hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
12 Jun 11
I must admit that I am not a perfect person, contrary to my brains assumptions.
Therefore, what would make me rattle my shoehorn in anger would be to be cheated on. 
Sorry but this I cannot tolerate, so my brain would go into a spin off as to how I would want to kill the relationship. 
Therefore, what would make me rattle my shoehorn in anger would be to be cheated on.
Sorry but this I cannot tolerate, so my brain would go into a spin off as to how I would want to kill the relationship. @hardworkinggurl (37063)
• United States
12 Jun 11
I can imagine your "clowns of vengence", killing them with laughter.
@marie2052 (3691)
• United States
12 Jun 11
Considering the problems we have had with my husband's ex, and how many times we have been to court in the past 23 years, with my Army expertise, I am sure I could have had a round with her as the practice target LOL
She may have got the best of us for 12 years but sitting back and waiting payback is hell, and now that child support etc is over, she will be getting hers this month to the tune of 1,000.00 less in money.
I think sitting back to see her go down was better than going to go up and kill her!
Guess you can say my husband and I lay coiled like a snake and we just never struck back and now she will feel the results!
@marie2052 (3691)
• United States
12 Jun 11
sorry meant in court 12 years too hit the wrong numbers and thought I had it right! I deffinately would have been in jail if it had been 23 years ROFL
i presume that means that you and your husband are also £1,000 better off!
revenge is a dish best served cold!
@marapplestiffy (2182)
• Philippines
12 Jun 11
I'd be a great assassin if I ever was trained to be one but lucky for the world I'm not...
but lucky for the world I'm not...