do you have a zombie plan?
By munchiez117
@munchiez117 (539)
United States
June 27, 2011 11:12pm CST
i have asked this to some friends of mine and some have a zombie plan and i have met some people who have also have zombie plans, at first i thought i was the only one that was thinking about this but i was not, well im going to prepare my zombie plan later on in life when i got the money and stuff. my plan is try to get a farm and raise some animals and have high walls, buy lots of guns and ammo fortify my home and let some people live on the land too. or just get lots of guns and an rv or something like that i am not prepared now, because my dad's house is not zombie proof big windows, weak gate. so what do you guys think about someone having a zombie plan and stuff. maybe some people might think im crazy or something but oh well :)
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@toniganzon (72554)
• Philippines
28 Jun 11
I don't think you're crazy. It's funny though because i have the same thought that goes on my mind sometimes but those thoughts were not concrete plans. IN fact sometimes me and my son would talk about our zombie plans. When i was a kid i'm very fond of thinking about this and creating scenarios.
I still have my fantasies even now when i'm already 33 and i do that when i couldn't sleep at night. I would create scenarios in my head until my brain gets tired. So you see, i don't count sheep at all hahaha!
Why don't you tell me more about your zombie plan and let's discuss how it would work.
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@toniganzon (72554)
• Philippines
28 Jun 11
I prefer to be a vampire, fighting off zombies. I can be beautiful forever and leave even without the human beings. I can feed on animals and still remain strong. I still have my perception and humanly behavior which zombies don't. I'll take down the zombies one by one.
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@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jun 11
HAHAHAHA !!
Zombies and Vampires are same family. We are allies and we share the marauding ..
And hey .. Think to be beautifull forever as Vampire? HAHAHA !! You should meet some of them ... on real
And keep in mind .. zombies are mybe ugly, but vampires can not stand in day light . they ... melting
@toniganzon (72554)
• Philippines
29 Jun 11
It's a misconception that vampires can't stand in the daylight and yes they are always beautiful as they are made perfect after the transformation unlike zombies that are deformed. They're never allies as zombies don't have brains at all. They act on instincts of feeding alone. But vampires have memories of what they used to be thus they can fight the instinct of feeding on people.
@Masihi (4413)
• Canada
28 Jun 11
I think I"m well-prepared, as I already live with 3 zombies, I'm married to one big zombie and gave birth to 2 little zombies, and now I have to fight 3 zombies every day to eat their vegetables - yes, even with the Big Zombie to eat his vegetables. I also have to get on their tail for eating their crazy zombie food like chocoate bars and junk food that they get from their favourite zombie food store, really, it's a real hassle.
Hmmm....
Maybe I'm not well-prepared, imagine what it'll be like to be the only human being living in a whole world of zombies........
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@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jun 11
Well, then things are simple and your choice is clear:
While everything or whatever is really enjoyable, is either illegal, imoral or grows you fat ...
Obviously your choice is to stay with your zombies even with the risk to become obese.
So case closed, happy end, long live the zombies !!!
Brrrrrainzzzzzzzzzzzz !!
@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jun 11
Oh, nice, a non-beliver .. yupiiiiiiiii !!!
Ok, we will not dissapoint you. Trust me, we are very reliable and trustworthy.
I allready gave orders you will be attacked while sleeping, so you will never know for sure ...
mwuahahahahhahaha
@secretbear (19448)
• Philippines
28 Jun 11
I thought there was some meaning behind this zombie plan. I didn't really thought it was a real zombie plan. I have never really thought of this because I don't believe this could ever happen. I mean, zombies will never ever happen. If it does, then we're doomed! I don't know what will I do. I guess I will lock myself up in a kitchen full of foods and knives. And maybe store some axes and chainsaws.
@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jun 11
Oh, jeez, another partially non-beliver ..
Well, at least you admit you, humans, you are no match for our powers ...
Loose the kitchen - knifes - axes plan.
JOIN US !!! Free yourself from your lame human life full of worries and pain and enemies and hate and troubles.
We are ready to welcome you in our army.
BRRRRRRRRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!
@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jun 11
Well, nice question.
As leader of zombie's first legion (tecnically I am second in command of all zombies), I am very intersted to know about humans plans and how they will try to "deal" with us.
Thanks to your initiative, hopefully many people will expose their self so will make thing easier for us.
Nice job, munchiez. When all will start, I will ask zombie leaders reponsable in your area to take you first and promote you as battle-squadron leader, as to show you our gratitude for you trying to help us now and here.
I salute you with the zombie's traditional "Brrrrainzzzzzzzzzzz.. !!!"
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@alvanloh (162)
• Malaysia
28 Jun 11
LOL. I will hide myself in a bomb shelter filled with a lifespan supply of food. If zombies invade the bomb shelter, i will take chopper and slash them, or pretty much anything i can get my hands on. If my food supply ends... I'll eat their brain. And they'll eat my brain. And then will share brains. Then im gonna go look for you guys and eat your brains.
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@wmraul (2552)
• Bucharest, Romania
28 Jun 11
Yahoooooooo !
Finaly a brave human who's not afraid to admit zombies are better. I am so happy there are humans outthere who can foresee the future and which is the best way of evolution.
You are welcome to join us imediatly, if you want.
BRRRRRRRRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!!
@AgentGulaman (3546)
• Philippines
28 Jun 11
As I read this the first thing in my mind was that the topic starter might be addicted to Plant vs Zombies and he got too much of survival endless on his head. Nothing hurts if you do so. I think it will be both amusing for you and entertaining for the others. I love the idea but i would rather see you do it than me doing it.
@AgentGulaman (3546)
• Philippines
30 Jun 11
Yes, I do find it amusing that some people worry things like this more than they should worry about important things in life. There so many things we can focus on which is more rewarding than focusing on a zombie plan. I guess this is just a pure product of excessive creativity and thinking. Or maybe addiction to the virtual worlds and delusions. Also, it can be considered as a case of hallucinations. I suggest to the topic starter to look for other things to do and focus on and just make their zombie plan an interesting hobby to look at.
@poru78 (24)
• Philippines
21 Aug 11
you're not crazy munchiez117. being aware and asking what others might do in a crisis is just normal. getting to a farm is a good idea but you have to fortify it really well, because usually farms are open field. sooner or later, roaming zombies will come, so you better have lots of weapons, ammo, and able body to handle them. sometimes zombies are not what you're going to be fear for afterwards. other survivors who wants your food, ammo, etc. would be your worst nightmare. as for me, i think the first thing to do in a zombie outbreak, is to secure a good dependable weapon, like a crowbar or a baseball bat, then if being outside is just not yet an option, better secure your place first. my goal would be to go to a very high place preferably a mountaintop, with a cabin on it. make sure that the only way to your cabin is through a rope ladder, i would like to see a zombie trying to use it. xD. but make sure you have plenty of food and water to last you for months, then hunt, fish, scavenge, etc. afterwards. hope this post of mine help you. happy surviving. xD