Taking a dump with only "1 PLY OF SQAURE TISSUE!".. and no water!

Philippines
July 24, 2011 7:55am CST
if your taking a dump and you realized you only got one ply of square tissue left, what would you do?.. and you're in a public rest room, that has no water.. ME? hmm.. since the tissue is square, i guess i'll make a hole in the middle part, big enough to let my index finger pass thru. but i will keep the part of the tissue that was removed in making the hole, then i'll use my index finger to "you know my butt" until i feel it is clean, then since it is at the middle of the tissue, i will removed the tissue slowly while cleaning my index finger.. remember the little part that was left out when i made a hole in the center of the tissue?.. i will you that to clean my index's finger nails.. XD just being practical here..
2 responses
• Philippines
24 Jul 11
That's incredibly resourceful of you. Well, I haven't tried that before but thanks for the tip.
• Philippines
25 Jul 11
but what if it happens to you?.. what will you do?.. can you suggest any alternative like the ones given above?
• Philippines
25 Jul 11
I don't think I can suggest any other ways. I'd rather hold it in til I get home.
• Philippines
25 Jul 11
I don't think I can suggest any other ways. I'd rather hold it in til I get home.
@pbbbsra (1214)
• Philippines
24 Jul 11
oooohhhh ... I hope this wont happen to any of us... It wont happen to me i guess since I travel with a factory of tissue and sanitizer with me.. but you posted this question reallly detailed... :D
• Philippines
24 Jul 11
come on!.. no cheating!.. but if it happens to you.. what will you do? XD