SONA of Pres Noynoy Aquino: Things he could have used as "Opening Line"
By cybersmith
@cybersmith (12)
Philippines
July 24, 2011 9:40pm CST
Hi guys. These are the things that President Noynoy could have used in his State of the Nation Address today but got rejected(which I came acrross in pf's blog, so thanks PF). Feel free to laugh along and comment on them. Have fun^^
"Before I STart.. I am not under oath, am I?"
"I don't want my citizens to be hurt. That's why I'm telling you before we start that this speech doesn't have a lot to encompass."
"For a change, This State of the Nation is gonna be delivered this afternoon by one person that I personally admire for a very long time now. My countrymen.. Ms Jessica Soho!"
"Sorry to disappoint you. I don't have love life jokes this time around."
"I'd like to acknowledge the presence of the distinguished members of the Philippine Senate! Good Afternoon to all of you especially to my future brother-in-law Francis Escudero. Pare, bahala ka na sa kapatid ko! Ikaw na lang ang umintindi."
"Everyone in this joint session this afternoon is automatically included in our special raffle. At stake: 7 second-hand SUVs returned by the bishops
"Let us offer a moment of silence for the demise of my so-called lovelife."
"I don't have my Porsche anymore! Palakpakan naman dyan."
"Hindi na ako magpapaliguy-ligoy pa. Narito ang mahabang listahan ng mga kasalanan ni Gloria at ng nakaraang administrasyon.
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3 responses
@Harmonics (251)
• Philippines
7 Aug 11
You got me with this one especially with the fifth to the last part. I can't help but laugh with this. What I admire thought is the creativity of the person who made this. I mean it takes talent (is my term right) to make a joke out of a serious stuff.
@katzar0712 (324)
• Philippines
27 Jul 11
hey john,
this is one funny discussion you started, haha. (ps. can you share the website where you got these rejects, nyehe!)
ANYWAY, i didn't have the chance to see the SONA.
(i am not even sure if i am impressed or not with our current president) ;(
@keihimekawa (2009)
• Philippines
25 Jul 11
LOL! I seriously laughed at the last entry but it's true! Most of the time, he always brings up the past "kapalpakan" of the Arroyo admin. I mean, yeah.. We already know that! No need to stress on it. What we wanna hear now are your plans and HOW you will be able to fulfill them. Sana lang mas may laman na itong SONA niya. Sayang rin 1 day off ng mga students sa QC. LOLZ!!!!