A Special Potion
@valentinesdiner (1214)
United States
August 19, 2011 9:35pm CST
A man wanted to be more attractive to his wife of 25 years. He went to a store in town and was offered the chance to buy a special potion that would give him a sleek body and strong muscles. He looked in the store mirror at his wide gut and sloped shoulders and decided to give it a try.
The store owner explained that the man would drink the whole bottle, say "1-2-3" and in three minutes, the change to a great body would occur. The owner warned that the power goes away suddenly with the phrase 1-2-3-4. He had to give it a try.
He went home to the same mundane conversation and decided tonight he would try it. In the bathroom he drank down the bottle then met his wife in the kitchen and said "1-2-3". In minutes he felt it working and in no time he had the physique of a 20 year old athlete.
His stunned wife hugged him, laughing and admiring him. She then shook her head and asked him "honey, what was 1-2-3 for?" Poof, he was back to his old self.
Watch out what you hope for, eh?
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@KrauseHome (36447)
• United States
29 Aug 11
Oh this is good. Poor guy. But in reality isn't this about the Truth. Sometimes we try so hard to please our spouse and try something New, and something happens like this and we are back to our own self, but then realize no matter what, they have to Love us for who we are.
@dfollin (25371)
• United States
20 Aug 11
Lol! I hope that drink didn't cost him alot?Because now he has to go back and get it again this he should say 1,2,3 quietly before he enters the room.