Donkey Raffle!!
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
United States
November 20, 2006 8:59am CST
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died." "Well then, just give me my money back." "Cain't do that. I went and spent it already." "OK then, just unload the donkey." "What ya gonna do with em." "I'm gonna raffle him off." "Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't no one complain?" "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
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8 responses
@nascar8fan (742)
• United States
22 Nov 06
That is just terrible... I wouldn't try that with any of the donkeys my family has... But that guy did make a good profit..
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
2 Dec 06
It is quite risky but a nice profit! Thanks for the response!
@west_tx_goddess (1197)
• United States
22 Nov 06
lol Thanks for the response. I get jokes delivered to my email every day and some of them I just have to share. Glad you liked it.
