How Can You Get a Woodpecker to Keep Quiet?
@bagarad (14283)
Paso Robles, California
October 13, 2011 3:38pm CST
Since I got up this morning, a woodpecker has been rat-a-tat-tatting on the overhang outside my office window. It's driving me nuts. He will probably keep doing it on a daily basis, as he has in past years, until the men in white coats carry me away. As most of you know, I like to write in a nice quiet environment. Right now my only option is to try to drown the noise out with music or a fan, but even that may not do it.
Does anyone know how I can convince this bird to go back to the trees he is supposed to be eating the insects out of? Less than a year ago that overhang was fumigated, so there shouldn't be a lot left in that wood for him to eat. Some have suggested he is making the noise to try to attract a mate. What do you think?
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@BarBaraPrz (48496)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
13 Oct 11
Have you tried squirting him with water?
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@flowerchilde (12529)
• United States
15 Oct 11
I think something shiny like cd discs hung around the area may perhaps repel your new friend.. good luck!!
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@GardenGerty (162111)
• United States
13 Oct 11
I do not know about hunting for a mate. I do know that a garden center told me a holographic ribbon would scare birds away. I have had young male cardinals in the past repeatedly crash into windows. I think you could get the same effect if you have some old CD's like the ones aol gave away free and hang them on fishing line. I have heard of this before. Good luck.
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@suspenseful (40192)
• Canada
15 Oct 11
You could bang things together or you could use or get a cat or a dog. But then you will have another problem, the dog barking all the time and the cat wanting to come in and out and bringing you mice as gifs. I think you are right about the mate though. I was wondering whether to get a recording of a cat's meow or a dog barking, and aim the sound outside so it does not disturb you.
@ShepherdSpy (8544)
• Omagh, Northern Ireland
14 Oct 11
Try getting him to try out on a softwood tree for a change!![](/Content/images/emotes/lol.gif)
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@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
15 Oct 11
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