When do men always pee around the toilet?

Well, maybe their thing is so little that they find it hard to aim the toilet. :)

see some men like to think that its loger than it really is. they like to stand back and think ther's a long and large package there. so busy thinking bout being the man that they forget to wipe the seat that just proved they was wrong.

Because we can't aim with that thing. Can you spit into the toilet without missing, give it a try. Most men should clean off the toilet, I agree with that but don't fault a guy because he can't aim that thing, its a rouge weapon. Ask him to sit down or pee in the shower. If that doesn't work, kindly ask him to clean off the seat, if he respects you then he will, if he doesn't, well, you can do what you think is best.

Wow this is about to get me going. First off I can not stand this and I live with three males. They have an Aimer I am not sure if it is like a sport where you have to be good at it to succeed or what. I mean come on men you do this sport about 8 times a day. Once your an adult dont you think practice should make perfect by now. Another thing that I can not stand is when they do not lift the toliet seat when they pee. Come on! Your bad at aiming in the first place do not give yourself a smaller hole. And lastly why don't they ever put the seat back down? If you think it is that gross it is because of you anyways and you should then wipe it off!

First of all: a toilet is not made to stand up straight and pee in it. It's way too low for that. You can practise this yourself. Stand up in front of the toilet and let water drip and flow into the toilet. It will go everywhere (yes also comes against your legs/clothes so now you also know why the pants of so many men smell after urine). A toilet is made to sit on. Btw here it's normal that men sit too and boys have to sit on toilets at schools too. Because of exactly the same reason. The stinky always dirty toilet, they even pee on the floor just like adult man. An other reason is that many men also seem to think it's fun to pee around the pot on purpose. So they don't go to the toilet just to pee but play there as well. The lid covered with their pee they leave up so you can make your hands dirty before you sit on it. Why it is so hard? Because nobody told them to leave it clean behind. Mind find it normal for women to clean up their mess. So mothers teach your sons to clean up the toilet as well. As soon as they pee on the lid or floor let them clean up and swipe it. My son has to do the same and I tell him (so do his sisters) that no gf or woman will like him if he has such dirty behaviour.

I know, right? I hate it when some guy from my family uses my own bathroom and they spill their pee all over the toilet and the floor. And they expect me to clean their mess, lol. I guess some of them are tired of holding their thing while peeing so their aim is not good.

I would assume that if a guy is a man that he knows how to do it. If he knows how to do it, then it must be laziness, unless he is very old or sick. There is no excuse for laziness. If you have more than one toilet, let him have his own so can clean it himself. I would not clean up after a man like that. You are not his slave. If he has to clean it, he may not do it anymore.

Dear friend, I do see most of men here cleans the toilet and public toilets are mostly kept cleaned by men only. May be there would be men who do that, not all....

How do you know men can't hit the jackpot and keep it clean in man room?? You need to stop sneaking into the man room and check them out again, it is a bad habit for a girl to do that. It is hard to do is because most of the time, man's weenies is soft and flappy to shoot straight.

Lol, I felt the same way. I just think that if men can't pee and keep the toilet out of mess then they should pee like women did, by sitting on the toilet seat, lol. I knew not all men were gross, my husband was neat and clean, but I wonder how they can stand the ugly smell they've just made. Keep the earth clean.

haha! sorry, i find this quite funny. it made me think that their P is crooked or going the wrong way LOL! I think that insult would get them to fix the problem themselves. If that doesn't work, maybe let them practice peeing with a marked target to hit. -i'm so mean-

maybe it runs in the family or genetic? lol