humors

@Archaiwy (599)
China
December 6, 2011 8:04pm CST
1.every time mother reads or writes, Mum often wear her glasses.Seein this,my kids asks his grandma like this:"Grandma,why do you wear glasses when you are reading?""Because this way i can see it clearly.'' Thinking hard,the kid noded,saying''i see,because glasses are bigger than eyes.'' 2.On a summer evening,the kid and his friend were enjoying the cool at the pond,when suddenly the kid looked up at the sky,seeing the half moon.He said to his friends "it's so surprising that i saw the whole moon last Sunday evening why is it half now?" without waiting for his friend's answer,he cried"oh, i know.you see the other half is on the water of the pond."
8 responses
@SIMPLYD (90721)
• Philippines
7 Dec 11
They do have some point in there. The other half is in the water since it was just previously full moon, the last time they saw it. Amazing how such innocence of children could make us laugh with their so naive answers!
@shellster (176)
• Philippines
7 Dec 11
Love dealing with kids! They just make you smile even the simplest things. =p
@mr_pearl (5018)
• India
7 Dec 11
Hi... Your kid must be very lovely, and smart... Only active kids with speedy brain functions can come up with this. I'm sure he says it innocently and probably he should be feeling puzzled about it... Give a lot of creative work to his brain, don't force it on him. You must be knowing his likes n interests. Give him creative tasks in his field of interest. That will keep his sharp brain sharper and it'll not be wasted... Also never use force, no physical punishments, no insulting words... I used to be like your kid, but I'm a Devil now... Good Luck!
@aprilsong (1884)
• China
7 Dec 11
Kids are always lovely and cute, in fact, when we think carefully about their words, we can find so many funny and beautiful things there. Their words are innocent and their humor is not factitious.
@jricky1 (6800)
• China
7 Dec 11
Yeah,indeed kids are so lovely and cute.They are also innocent.I also made the same mistakes when i was young.lol,that's really remind me of my childhood.Thanks for sharing this.
@cearn25 (3456)
• Philippines
7 Dec 11
I love humors not rumors! Funny as it is as i read your post. Where did you get those? He or She is such a joker. Although it was not meant to be laugh with the answer in the situation of the story, still the way it was answered was funny.
@EavesJ (95)
• United States
7 Dec 11
*spits water out* There went my water. Thanks. It is amazing how kids can come up with the funniest answers. And they are answers that we would have never thought of. This just goes to show some of the many different personalities that children have. Anyways, thats a very good peace of humor. Thanks for the laugh.
7 Dec 11
Hehe , this is two easy stories and I think I love this kind of english . Thank you for your humour.