Funniest drunken stories. Make me laugh!!

Was in a place drinking and when you enter they have large stone pilers like up to the awning of the building..went in drinking and drank so much come out ran in one of the pillers and started to punch it thinking it was someone in my way. The people I was with was laughing so hard at me. When I woke the next morning I had very sore hands from punching the pillar..now that is when I was really young..now that I am older I laugh every time I think of it...

Hello friend it is quite true in our normal lives. But some times funny but some times it makes u to think alot.

Well there are a lot that I have. Last night my friend and I were walking home drunk and there was a bike by a persons garbage at the end of the street. He said he'd give me five bucks to ride it. So I started riding it and the wheels were flat but just as I started going the front tire fell off and I went face first into the street! He was laughing. It didn't hurt last night but it hurts today. Along with my shoulder and knee!