Roll Tide, Roll!

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I'm so happy. Alabama won. Twice in three years. The national championship has been in the state of Alabama for three years now. The SEC has won it six years in a row. It's a dream. I woke up this morning and thought: "It wasn't a dream! Everything in the universe is the way it ought to be. My team can play in the NFL! I'm so obnoxious! I'm swaggering as if I was a player myself!" Saban has won 3 big ones, like the great Woody Hayes, Bud Wilkerson, Barry Switzer, and Daryl Royal. Bear Bryant (6). I'm so giddy. I can't even be a good sport. hehehehe. Somebody, please, throw an unsportsman-like conduct penalty on me.