and then she spoke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was crossing the street this morning on my way to work when it happened. She was the prettiest thing I ever saw.I stood in the middle of the road staring,mouth wide open for what must have been like ten seconds and I would probably still be staring hadnt it not been for the loud horns of an impatient truck driver.The truck eventually passed seconds away from me ,but who was checking ,NOT ME ! I was too transfixed on the heavenly sight walking on the other side of the road .She was wearing a blue dress that seemed as if it was made on her ,not too tight not too loose ,just right ,like everything on her .Her lips were cherry but not blood red and not too pale ,just right !.Her skin was like ripe pear but a rare variety ,and I could imagine how silky it would feel to touch .I liked the way she walked ,it was a cross between a waltz and ballet and she hovered at least a inch from the ground or so I seemed .The only thing was that she was a little younger than I normally go for and I so I was trying to keep myself from staring too much but failing miserably .I made several attempts to get her attention but she was just gliding along in perfect blue dress ,perfect skin....perfection ...perfection and the cars weer coming a mile a minute as if kharmically programmed to keep me away from such perfection .....JUST MY ROTTEN LUCK AGAIN I GUESSS Finally there was a break in the traffic and I saw an opening to cross but just as I did a genteleman walked up to her and she spoke !!!!.Wait !! who said that !!.That was the ugliest thing I ever heard .It was so vulgar ,who is the ogre that ate my beautiful cinderella ...how could those words have come from such a perfect lips. I was so disappointed ,I just kept on walking with my head held down .....I couldnt beleive that my dream vanished and was replaced by the worst nightmare ever ....I almost expected 'FREDDY' to jump out at me !! Has that ever happened to you !