Christian women, what would Jesus do?

Bored, Urban? If ever I had the opportunity to speak with Jesus, I would hope that I had something more important to ask him. If I didn't then I would hope that he would walk away and put his attention on something with much omnipotence. I'm sure there is a story behind your reasoning for starting this discussion. Please...do share.

Would He say something like: Woman, why wearest thou clothes in the first place? What is written?

Actually Jesus would be more concerned with my spiritual well being and f it were my rear end that I was concerned with it would be because it have a cancerous growth and would be concerned if I woud be going into heaven sooner then expected, so I would not ask Him that question.. I would ask if I looked decent and if my rear end was sticking out a mile, HE would say that as a Christian woman, I should dress a little more proper and not show too much of myself.

I am not a woman. It is a narrow road, so narrow it can only take two people at a time; you and Jesus. So, if your bum wouldn't let him walk with you, well, think about it and reshape. Again, if what you are wearing makes the walk awkward ...mmm.. He wouldn't judge you. If you have such a question on your mind as a lady, then you know within you that something is wrong; correct it. The outside doesn't matter but the inside does. If the inside asks the question, then the outside has a job to do. But is the bum natural or artificial or a result of your excessive lifestyle. Don't bother telling me that He made some people with extra large bums and some with miniature bums. He made all perfect, so, if something went wrong ask Him for a correction.

You know, I used to wonder about things like this too. Then I realized, why do football teams usually pray to the lord before their games? At least some do. Some sports teams do pray before their games. To me, this is sort of along the lines of asking God if your bottom looks big in something. I would ask an all loving God this question. However, if you are asking an impatient and testy God I would not ask this question. For He may become tired. But I tend to think that Jesus loved little children almost the best. And if little children could be adults' examples today, then we may learn from them the importance of the very question you asked. It is just for fun. And it is for fun love. And a good thing you asked Jesus I think than a jealous friend. I believe. Have a great day.

I think Jesus would say " Nothing is to big but now that you mentioned it and you are concerned about that it looks huge and it doesn`t fit with the narrow path you should walk.