A man cuts off his own head

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A while ago I read in the news that a man cut off own head with chainsaw and it is understood police are not treating his death as suspicious. Does something strike you as incongruous here? I mean chainsaws are potentially lethal, but exactly how do you manage to cut off your own head? Ok, so I guess you could gaffer tape the throttle open but even then you'd need to hold it still. Hmmmm, so if you had a big old heavy saw, say an old Danarm 110 or something like that, maybe you could arrange for the handle to be fastened to the floor like a pivot. Prop the saw up and lie underneath it, then knock the pivot out. But if anyone is going to go to all that trouble aren't there easier, not to say less painful was of topping yourself? all the best urban