What funny things do your pets do?

the most funny thing my cat does is that when ever she is lying on the carpet try to sleep but if suddenly if any bird come in the balcony .she goes slowly like if she is gonna hunt that bird and try the caught that but fail all time,and most amazing is that is some paper scrap tries to move by wind she seem to take it like a mouse and run to catch it

I don't have a cat but I do have an adorable but naughty Cockatiel called Seventy. He can say over 20 different phrases, his favourite being, 'Cup of tea!', whistles and bops to his favourite TV theme tunes of NCIS and Hawaii Five-O. He loves to have his head tickled and will 'park' himself under either hand for a little TLC! If I put something into his food-bowl that he doesn't approve of, he will fling it onto the floor of his cage in disgust!

my cats don't steal our toys, but they are known to break them! I have had cats try to tag me, but a few times of getting kicked (accidentally I assure you, but that's what you get trying to tag a blind person) they stop - however, it hasn't helped keep them from being stepped on!

All my animals are a bit on the "odd" side. My Mom and I used to swear that we could bring a normal animal into the house and they would get one sip of our water and would go from being normal to being totally crazy! We had one dog that would retrieve not sticks but huge logs. He also preferred to rescue huge rocks. One day he found a log that he just had to rescue. It wouldn't have been so bad except that his log was actually a tree stump! I was sure that I would have to rescue him and do CPR! Khuay's antics are on the pages of MyLot. He definitely a unique cat with his actions and his sense of humor. From stealing clothes and dragging them down the hallway between his legs, to falling into the full bathtub after playing Tarzan while trying to catch a spider, to who knows what is going to happen next. His kitty mind is always active and keeping getting himself into strange situations with his antics. He keeps everyone laughing. Willy, Khuay's brother, isn't quite as busy as Khuay. He doesn't do all the gymnastics and fiendish pranks that his brother does. Willy's one quirk is that he loves to drink his water off the floor of the bath tub. If there isn't any water there for him he will yell until I go in and scoop several handfuls out of their drinking bucket and drizzle it on the tub floor. The dogs and the other two cats are pretty laid back and don't require too much attention. C.D.'s quirk is that he loves to roll up in his blanket to sleep. His favorite blanket has more holes in it than a Swiss cheese. But his bunkmate, Little Bit, is the typical little old man. You could see him in your mind's eye with his pants belted around his ample waist, his heavy weight glasses perched on his nose and his hearing aid set on high so he can still not hear everything that people say. Little Bit is going blind and depends on his memory and CD's assistance a LOT. He has the family room memorized so getting round the family room memorized so he has no problem getting around. And I make sure that the path from their enclosure is clear so that Little Bit doesn't hurt himself coming and going from the couch. I haven't rearranged furniture in several months (since I found out that Little Bit started going blind and deaf) Everyone else is pretty much "normal" as far as I can see. But that depends on various contributing factors like if the moon is full or not. I wouldn't want to live without my characters, it makes each day a new day in entertainment that cannot be duplicated.

my female cat has this habit.she will lay down and pretend to sleep near the doorway. whenever someone cross the doorway,she makes a swipe with her paws and pretend to sleep again. twice she swiped my pants before i caught her.they sure know how to look innocent. my male white cat was sleeping day.he got up,stretched his body.suddenly i heard a sound and found him laying sideways in the exact spot. apparently,the tiled floor didn't work very well for stretching and he got slipped.