Where Do Nerdy Single Girls Go to Find Lazy Slobs to Marry (other than 'Work')?
@mythociate (21432)
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
March 23, 2012 10:40pm CST
Because that's what I need: a nerdy girl to marry me & take care of me (no, that's not 'take care of me' as in "change my diaper and give me my bath"; more just ... you know, the way EVERY guy needs to be 'cared for,' right?)
And I say 'other than work' because that's how it seems most of the married girls I know (including my sister) met their husbands---my brother-in-law met my sister when she worked for him at Chuck E. Cheese's, a lot of girls I knew in high-school married their 'high-school sweethearts,' heck! even my mom was a nerdy girl, met my dad in college!
I think--secretly (subconsciously)--that's the reason I tried college right out of high-school: how else was I gonna meet a girl?
Now, I know I can't handle the rigmarole of daily classes, and I don't have proper clearance to get a job anywhere (especially now that I know that I'd be doing the job for some reason other than 'the job'), so I have to hang out where the nerdy girls go to find lazy slobs to marry ... either that, or ... ... what?
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@allyoftherain (7208)
• United States
24 Mar 12
Bars I imagine. At least that's the place I avoid so I won't find any lazy slobs looking for nerdy girls to catch. I run into quite a few at the train station as well. Now, I don't know if you'd actually be able to effectively catch one with that pick up line at a bar. "I'm looking for a single nerdy girl who wants to marry a lazy slob!" My nerdy girlfriends and I would run when they heard that.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
1 May 12
You mean none of your nerdy girlfriends think there's a lazy slob out there that they can save?
(And the bar I hang out at, it could be used as a pickup-line ... at least by me or one of the other "regulars.")
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@allyoftherain (7208)
• United States
3 May 12
I'm sorry to have to be the one to break it to you, but very few girls dream of finding a lazy slob they can save. Maybe a bad boy they can change, but that's about the closest I can come up with.
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
9 May 12
What's the difference between a lazy slob and a bad boy?
I mean, is there any way I can downgrade/upgrade from 'lazy slob' to 'bad boy' without-hurting myself or -(getting caught) breaking the law?
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@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
25 Mar 12
Or what...
a dating site? 
There are so many that cater to all types now... ya never know lol. Then again who wants to meet another on a dating site? I'm right on with you with not through work, not through college... but where is the question?
Internet cafes?
Libraries?
There are so many that cater to all types now... ya never know lol. Then again who wants to meet another on a dating site? I'm right on with you with not through work, not through college... but where is the question?
Internet cafes?
Libraries?
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
1 May 12
I think the best place for me is a karaoke bar.
I mean, what you're essentially doing is 'introducing yourself to everyone' several times a night every night. Granted, you're not trying to 'get together with' everyone; but you can easily shift into pickup-mode for that one special person, or forget about it and just have fun ("Wang Chung" 
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@dazzledlady (1618)
• Philippines
24 Mar 12
I think the next best place for you to find a single nerdy girl to marry is through online or chatrooms. I think this the next place a nerdy girl other than library . But I do not think nerdy girls would want to marry a lazy slob. Hahaha! I think you are looking for a nanny. I would marry you if you want me to pick up the thing do you dont want and do the things you dont like doing. It seems not fair. I think a lazy guy would want someone athletic so that they can influence you to be more energetic and can kick you if your acting not in your age. Good luck on the hunting! :)
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
1 May 12
How do I FIND these discussion-forums ... what keywords would be especially-good to "Search the Web" (at the top of every myLot-page) for?
