annoying sales calls

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Well, i have not been able to sleep much with this hot weather, so of a morning i am feeling pretty tired, but i manage to wake up and get on with my day without any problems, this morning i felt more tired that i usually do so i tried to sleep just a little longer, as i was slumbering back into a nice sleep, my cell rang, my eyes were still a little foggy so i answered, "hello" then this voice came across, "Hello i am ****** from ****** ****** how are you today" i says, "who is this" the voice continues, "We have great news for you Ms R****** and we have selected your name as the winner of a flat screen Television 52" do you have home insurance", so i says, "i have not entered any competitions, what do you want" he continues to ask me all kinds of questions about home insurance, so i hung up and got back into bed, again i am sinking into a nice sleep when i my phone rings, i was actually expecting a call from my doctor some time today because i am due for a CT scan and he was going to call me about a date... "Hello" "Hello Ms R****** this is ****** from ****** ****** how are you today, i am calling you to give you the great news that you have been selected as the winner in our competition and have won a 52" flat screen TV, do you have home insurance" raised voice "NO i do not have home insurance, you just called me and told me this I DO NOT DO COMPETITIONS ON OR OFF LINE NOW GO AWAY" the voice says "please Ms R****** we have a fantastic offer for you on home insurance AND not only that IF you get home insurance you also get a brand new ****** mobile phone with 10000000000 minutes and blah blah blah stuff on it" by this time his voice was fading and i found myself drifting to another plane Ms R******* are you here, would you like us to send you a rep to your house and we can sign you up for house insurance it only cost ££££ per month, you get all singing all dancing cover for 10000000000000000000000000000 years so if any of your good get stolen or broken you will be covered" "CLICK"... me hanging up, now i wouldn't mind if this was 10am or around that time, but it wasn't, it was 6.30am, he wanted my bank details, date of birth EVERYTHING...anyways i drifted off again, and my phone rings one more time, this time i caught the number on my phone, wrote it down, asked this guy his name and what company he worked for, told him that any sales company who have called me before always start with an 08 number and his number was a normal mobile 07, so i told him i have got his name, and i am handing his number over to the police, guess what....he hung up... by the time i finished talking to him i was awake, so i got up and called his number and the same voice came over, so i said "Good morning Mr ********* this is Ms R******* from ****** ******** how are you today? i have great news for you, we have selected your name as the winner in our competition oh and by the way, you have just won a brand new 52" flat screen TV PLUS a brand new ********* mobile phone and a holiday for 20 in the Bahamas all inclusive, plus a million ££££ to spend, can i have your DOB and bank details please so i can deposit your mega win into your bank" guess what? he hung up...LMAO.. ..gotcha you little scammer, so guys if any of you have calls like this, check the number first, i am not sure what international cell phone numbers start with where you are, but this was definitely an 07 number which is UK mobile, NOT a business caller with an 08 number, you can get rid of them by calling them back and doing exactly what i did, oh what fun, ok i have to pay for that call but it was fun doing this and worth it just to get rid of him, and if it happens again, i will do the same. now i am awake, i can go and enjoy breakfast